2007-03-26 16:36:29 · 12 answers · asked by giggitygiggitygiggitygirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Back when I took part in that 'other world of silliness', I had many funny stories occur to me and my friends.
A local 'tuff' was bugging my buddy for a scrap, so my friend finally gave in and invited this huge guy into the bathroom. The guy follows my buddy in with us following to make sure it didn't go to far.
As soon as we got into the bathroom, my buddy turns and nails 'tuff' between the legs with a kick. When 'tuff' doubled over, my buddy grabbed his hair and rammed his head into a urinal. Well, he did it with such force that caused the urinal to break in half away from the wall, but even better, 'tuff's' head was stuck in the piece that had broken away!
It sure looked funny seeing that big jerk being carried outside to an amblance with half a urinal stuck on his forehead!
He never bugged my friend again.
Another time, while working for a local college, I signed an entertainer named 'Tony Lee' who did a great x-rated act.(but tastefully done) I brought him to my friend's bar to do his show and it was totally hilarious.
But sometime during the show he had put a message into the minds of the male volunteers that when he said a certain phrase, they were to go into the bathroom, put their underwear on their heads and wear it around!
All of a sudden, 8 or 9 guys got up and went into the washroom. No one knew what was going on until the guys came out wearing all sorts of underwear on their heads! But Tony the entertainer had forgotten one thing....to prompt them to put their pants back on!
You should have seen the chaos that ensued as Tony tried to get them to come out of their 'trance' and go put their pants back on! And the funniest thing? One of the guys was wearing women's underwear on his head! I had to confiscate two home video cameras from two female patrons who were there to tape the show for the school and they put up a fuss. The naked guys were walking around the bar totally oblivious to what was going on and the mentalist ended up laughing so hard we had to physically herd these guys up and get them back in to the bathroom to get them dressed again!
Man, was I grateful that we got these guys to sign a waver before they took part in the show.
2007-03-26 17:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by krazykritik 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see it but would have paid good money to! My friends all went to a strip club one night and decided to sit on the stools that are along the stage. Well one of the girls went to go swing on the pole and kicked him right in the head and knocked him the f**k out! He flew off the bar stool and everything! He was out for a good minute but when he came to they could not stop laughing. He heard s**t about that night for a long time! lol
2007-03-26 23:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by Mia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was shooting pool with a friend of mine and this ZZ Top bearded speed freak kept leaning across the table talking trash to my buddy. My buddy warned him to leave him alone 3 times. The third time my pal snatched him by the beard and yanked it out. The whole mid section from his chin to his mouth. The guy was crying like a howler monkey. Everyone in the bar applauded and laughed like fiends.
2007-03-26 23:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was sitting at a table drinking with friends and we were all pretty drunk having fun and one of my friends busted a beer bottle on his own forehead and went rolling backwards out of his chair all the way across the dance floor . There were people dancing and he rolled by like he was an armadillo or something it was so funny .
2007-03-26 23:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Went reluctantly to a "gay" bar with my lesbian friend once and i saw a 90 pound whit guy slap a 400 pound muscle bound black guy in the face ! i was about to dial 911 thinking the white dude was about to get killed but the big guy started crying and said " Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful"and ran out side crying i will never forget that that is one twisted world!
2007-03-26 23:42:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people at a dumpy bar outside seeing who could piss higher. And a woman won the contest.
2007-03-26 23:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by speedi4got 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I was at a bar, then I doubt I could remember anything that happened there. Although, I have broken up several fights before, but that's about it.
2007-03-26 23:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw an alien in a bar that kept poking me and it didn't have any genitalia so I asked it how do you have sex and it just kept on poking and smiling.
2007-03-26 23:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was dancing with my friend on this big block (like 2 feet high) and this drunk friend of his pulled him on to the floor really hard I thought I would barf I lauged so hard.
2007-03-26 23:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by Egg Bagel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most likely myself a few times, wow (drunk).
2007-03-26 23:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋