Not Me! But this may help you get through the week in a better frame of mind!
Do You Hate Your Job?
When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".
Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.
2007-03-28 09:26:10
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I only got 5 hours of sleep, so woke up cranky. Then had to deal with cranky clients all day. When I got home, wanted a shower, but had to wait cuz my neice was coming over to interveiw us for a college assignment. (luckily she brought pizza, so I didn't have to cook). And I think I got the flu from my husband.... maybe I can take the rest of the week off.....
2007-03-26 16:27:44
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answered by Bek 6
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A pipe burst and got flooded out. Computer system went down, and wiped out my 58-page report.
Reminds me of Murphy's Law and The World According To Garp.
2007-03-26 16:26:51
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answered by Anne E 3
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Yep, I am fed up too. My boss is out the next 3 days, but he leaves me this frigging emails with stuff to do. It's like he is still there. I can't catch a break even if someone threw it to me! Gee whiz!
2007-03-28 15:29:26
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answered by Guess Who? 5
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I was fed up yesterday and hadn't even started.....I just get tired of doing everyone else's job along with mine but there isn't a single person completely trained to do mine.
2007-03-26 16:25:14
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answered by WonderTwit 6
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Too much work to do and working with morons! Mondays do suck!
2007-03-26 16:27:32
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answered by cats 7
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I agree. Today totally sucked. To begin with, my hair wouldn't do anything except for something freakish and then, to top it off, I broke my foot. Lovely!
2007-03-26 16:26:07
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answer #7
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answered by Dana O 3
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I work with a bunch of dolts and lazy people. I don't like Mondays, either.
2007-03-26 16:29:04
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm fed up at school already because this new kid wanted me to show him around, but when I was doing that, he apparently taped a 'Kick Me' sign to my back...
2007-03-26 16:28:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Me, Me, Me, ME, ME! I am so done with this schoolyear and the horrid little busters that I deal with each day. Icannot wait for this week to end so Spring Break can begin and we creep closer to summer break.
2007-03-26 16:26:26
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answered by Noelle S 5
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