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OK finish this story and whoever is the funniest ending and uses the least cuss words will be chosen best answer.

You are walking to your best friend's house when there is a bang and a scream coming from your house! You rush back home and see...

Whoever can come up with the funniest thing to see gets best answer!

2007-03-26 16:02:47 · 21 answers · asked by Kelly 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

OK those are good answers but make it longer and funnier.

2007-03-26 16:09:40 · update #1

Hey that's funny *glamorous* but make it a little longer.

2007-03-26 16:10:56 · update #2

I'll wait about 10 more minutes then I'll pick a best answer

2007-03-26 16:12:19 · update #3

Thank you everyone for participating but I know who gets Best Answer.

2007-03-26 16:15:34 · update #4

21 answers

a dog. you are so relieved you arent scared any more. so your still walking on and when you open the door you see.... Michael Myers!!! And then... you like oh whats up michael!
excuse me. i gotta get through the door. and then michael holds up a knife and all of a sudden...you was like hey mike what you doin' ? pullin a knife on me and stuff i thought we was cool! the michael was all confused so he walked out of the door and you was like hey mike where you goin? the end sorry if it didnt make sense or if it was stupid

2007-03-26 16:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by tai_treci22 2 · 0 0

My Dog Chewing On The Tv Remote~

2007-03-26 16:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by Psychotic2 6 · 0 0

Mom was running around stark naked when the exterminator came. After seeing your mom naked, the exterminator felt he had no choice but to put the little weasel out of it's misery! He was hot on moms trail with his equipment, everytime mom screamed he would take another shot at her!! Mom finally got out of her house and ran to her neighbors before she got hit with one of the exterminators bullets. The neighbor seen her running toward them stark naked. She didn't know exactly what animal this was so she called animal control. The last anyone seen of his mom she was being carted off to the humane society!!

2007-03-26 16:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by ann m 4 · 0 0

Frozen bread dough got left out to long and blew up. Everyone in the house thought they were being shot at.

2007-03-26 16:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your brother on the floor, trying to shake the cat off his homework and the glass vase of roses is lying broken on the floor. The cat holds on for dear life, sopping wet, as your brother still tries to shake it off his homework

2007-03-26 16:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my 24 year old son falling through the roof , through the ceiling and on a kitchen bench. He went up there to get a ball for the next door kids.......this really happened.

2007-03-26 16:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by Aussie Possum 5 · 0 0

your children running necked your husband runnign out of the bath soaked from head to toe, your kitchen covered in flour and the refridgerator door open with a gallon on milking pouring on the floor and the dog drinking up the milk, and the kids run up to you saying we tried to cook dinner while daddy was watching tv with his eyes closed!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-26 16:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mommyof2boys 3 · 0 0

Your sister hanging from the drapes because your little brother painted a white stripe down your black cat's back.

2007-03-26 16:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 1 0

that my friend is watching horror movie with some of my friends from our highschool. My heart beats fast that i cant hold my anger anymore, so i make my own horror movie, by chasing 'em with an axe swinging from side to side.

2007-03-26 16:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by Enigmatic A 5 · 0 0

your grandparents in the living room dancing to either Don't Cha by the pussy cat dolls or my humps by black eyed peas and singing along and doing some gross stuff..and your little brother is horrified and keeps screaming.

2007-03-26 16:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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