I'm going through a ruff time at the moment with girls. and I need simple comebacks. Like she calls me a B I T C H and I said back to her B I T E M E W H O R E i know some of you are going to say dont bother and for those of you who are going to say that, dont even bother helping. I just need acouple.. Please help me.. thanks
2007-03-26 15:47:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
If she calls you a name...
"I know, you are one."
"I KNOW, right?"
"Don't call yourself a (name she called you), that's rude!"
"Wow. You know, if I really cared about what you said, that would have really insulted me!"
"Wow. I though you made it past 4th grade, but, oops!, I forgot. My bad!"
"Was that supposed to make me mad?"
"Why are you talking to yourself?"
2007-03-26 15:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by Moi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look over at her and very sweetly say" Why are you so jealous of me"?.Or find every personal flaw you can about her.Are her clothes shabby,say my mom gave that to the salvation army last year ewww haha. does she have small boobs,? tell her. does she have a fat butt tell her. Is she poor. tell her is she ugly tell her. Her teeth yellow tell her to brush them.does she have a unibrow tell her to pluck those monsters down. does she have a big nose call her the beak. buck teeth , tell her she's the only one you know who can eat an apple through a picket fence.Say god your breath is so gross and tell her she should do something about the halitosis problem she has. I actually was a bully and good at it.I became a serious advocate for the underdog as I got older. Kids are so cruel.They just don't realize how much hurt they can cause another kid.I look back and am ashamed how mean a girl i was and those girls still hate me today. I've been waiting for Jerry springer to contact me for a confront your bully show. I do not recommend being mean to the underprivileged because it is cruel. but if they are being cruel to you then i say get em girl with a quick tongue or if all else fails , i always lived by" if i can kick your butt i win" i don't care who you are. Don't stand around name calling back and forth. first word comes out of her mouth bad to you especially if she does it in front of other people to embarrass you instantly pop her.Now if you are the not so pretty or popular one and you can't kick her butt then I would say sabotage her world. sneak in the mens bathroom and write on the walls she has a stinky you know what. haha that will ruin her. get a naked picture of her with a camera phone in p.e.put it on your computer and edit the picture carefully to look real bad and gross, then copy off hundreds and let em fly in the wind.. well thats all bad but good luck because sometimes you just have to fight fire with fire. but remember the worse you are to her she will be looking for revenge so weigh the odds and what can she do to you?. it may not be worth it. so you make want to take the high road and be the bigger person and tell her to shut her fat mouth skank and walk away laughing. Which is what i ultimately suggest as fighting in most schools now is a zero tolerant situation and you may end up in jail.
2007-03-27 03:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by sweetpea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just say, "GROW UP!", and walk away. Be the bigger person. In the end, doing this is hurting them worse than calling them a b****. Trust me! Ive dealt with those little girls in school before. There is something going wrong in their life so they are concentrating on you instead of their problems.
2007-03-26 23:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by eternalblueyes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the words of the immortal Pee Wee Herman the best comeback in this situation is... I know you are but what am I?
2007-03-26 22:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by SheRa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about when she calls u ***** say " as in me u mean u? " or " u know i may be a ***** to u but look in the mirror" or " yeah i might grow out of that but u will nevr stop being what u called me " or " come on we both know that u dont mean me u mean u !!!!".
Hope that Helps!
2007-03-26 22:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by s k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are some options:
"It takes one to know one!"
"I pity that you don't have a very wide vocabulary!"
"Can you please hurry up the insults? It's wasting my time!"
"And I care...why?
My personal favorite:
"I get it! You're trying to be funny! Well...maybe someday you'll suceed!"
2007-03-26 23:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by gal-next-door17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her u'll be a ***** but u can still whip her ***. Or tell her that being a ***** isn't so bad but what is she gonna do about being a whore
2007-03-26 23:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by JAY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋