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2007-03-26 15:08:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Problems this morning,seems better now.

2007-03-26 15:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Customer Service
A man was in a long line at the grocery store, and as he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...

"Cleanup, Register 5!"

2007-03-26 22:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0 0

nope, i go the extra mile for service

2007-03-26 22:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, Comcast always has problems.

2007-03-26 22:11:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

My DSL sometimes kicks out when I receive a call......but what the heck right? Let's move on to another topic.

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2007-03-26 22:13:39 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 0 0

I have Sprint,need I say more?!They absolutely suck!

2007-03-26 22:38:01 · answer #6 · answered by IAM2INSANE 5 · 0 0

nope... but there is a problem with your mom

2007-03-26 22:12:25 · answer #7 · answered by chanteuse87 5 · 0 0

No everything is fine on my end.

2007-03-26 22:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0 0

yes .. no avatar from 360!! oh well

2007-03-26 22:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by Answer Rat 5 · 0 0

not right now

2007-03-28 19:03:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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