I love American Idol. And, I like Sanjaya as a person but not his singing, or at least how he's sung the last few shows (ever since his audition, honestly) I'm a fan of Blake Lewis, LaKisha, Jordin, and Melinda. I think one of those will win, but, who knows? lol
2007-03-26 14:56:38
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answered by Brent W 5
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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
I'm sending an offical warning to all weakminded individuals who are attempting to watch AMERICIAN IDOL tonight. There has been proof, since last week, that Sanjaya's hair is truely sendling subliminal messages to weakminded people. I REPEAT... Sanjaya's Hair is cursing weakminded individuals into a voting frinzy. There was a young girl during last week's show who was suffering from severe side effects of this serious condition! Her tearducts started to rupture and painfully spewing tears throughout the entire time of Sanjaya's performance. His hair is condemned with an "evil spell" hypnotizing all weak minds into what doctors are calling a "Drool-coma!" Reports are coming in rapidly across the USA from mothers who's daughters have suffered the same symptoms. We must protect ourselves and our young daughters until the Sanjaya Hypnotic Epidemic is eliminated! Please read the symptoms so you will be able to identify those who might need some help! Phone lines are open 24 hours a day for those who might need assistance for this aweful epidemic! Call 1-888-LOW-VOTE! Pleae do not attempt to vote for Sanjaya! We can help you! You don't want to end up like that poor innocent little girl on last week's show. Please! Do not vote for Sanjaya, call us instead! Together we can make a difference!!!!
Doctors have identified the symptoms into 4 phases:
Sanjaya Hypnotic Symptoms:
Phase 1: The subliminal messages start hypnotizing the weakminded individuals as soon as Sanjaya starts to sing. Symptoms start by having a glazed facial expression, staring into the TV, tuning out everything around them. A star-struck emotion with excessive smiling. Depending on how weakminded, some have documented crying and/or lots of drool dripping out of the mouth. The eyes are very concentrated onto Sanjaya's Hair, and mothers have reported that hearing is lost during this phase as well.
Phase 2: This phase starts when the hypnosis is complete, moreover, when Sanjaya stops singing! This is when the weakminded individual regain their hearing, but studies are showing this is when the mind draws a blank about everything that was just experienced. A serious black-out! All they claim to remember is how "SEXY SANJAYA'S HAIR" looks.
Phase 3: This is the phase when the hypnosis takes action; when the show is over. It is the most serious phase lasting up to 2 hours. Something about the words, "the phone lines are open" triggers the weakminds into an addictive behavior, which leads to an abusive voting technique. Excessive dailing on the phone and text messaging from multiple cell phones. Some mothers have even reported that they were so desperate... their own daughters have stolen other cell phones to satisfy this addictive voting behavior for Sanjaya!
Phase 4: Is the last phase of this condition. Luckly, the weakminded are so worn out by the excessive 2 hour voting... they pass out cold! Mothers have found their daughters dehydrated and covered in drool, clinching onto multiple cell phones. They have no memory about their experience, but many have suffered from physical finger damage due to the rapid voting technique. Teachers have witnessed lack of function in hands and incomplete homework due to this sad epidemic sweeping the USA.
Phone #: Doesn't actually exsist
2007-03-27 08:39:33
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answered by Krazy K 5
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Sanjaya certainly can't thing well and he is NOT that cute. His place is in one of those Bollywood movies. I heard on the news that Howard Stern is urging his listeners to vote for him. I guess there are a lot of little girls, Indians and Howard Stern fans to keep him in the competition. Eventually (I hope soon), he is going to be out of the competition.
I also heard that Simon said that he'll quit if Sanjaya wins. Maybe some people want to see if he really does it.
2007-03-26 15:11:04
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answered by Kat 1
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I enjoy American Idol but that "Indian Guy" (Sanjaya) can't sing that great. Only reason he's still there is because he has a cute smile & little girls love him. My vote goes to Melinda Doolittle, now that girl can SING!
2007-03-26 14:57:59
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answered by Melissa 3
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i love idol hate that sajaya or what ever his name is i hope u stupid people who keep voting for him fall and brake all of your fingers so u can stop voting for his gay lookin self . if he wins the whole thing i will find him and hit him in his neck so every one can be saved from his bad singing he sucks please some one find some pictures of him necked kissing a man on a bar table so he can go home because half of America is slow and retarded
2007-03-26 15:51:20
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answered by sexysyi 1
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Learn some ******* english.
2007-03-29 10:56:11
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answered by Anonymous
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