English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

how i do attract the mermaid living in my back pond

2007-03-26 14:03:36 · 6 answers · asked by sammy 1 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

6 answers

You already know they are real if there is one in your pond.
And to attract her, you'll have to be attractive! But mermaids aren't all that picky to begin with, so if she's stuck in your back yard pond some how (not sure how she got there to begin with, but ok, she's there.) and your the only guy around...... Bring her a mirror and and an offer of love.
Just be careful of what you wish for. Mermaids dint often leave their boy toys alive for long.
;.P

2007-03-28 09:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by Pixie 4 · 0 0

Yeah, just look in the public swimming pool. I think one washed up on the shore after Hurricane Katrina. I don't think there is one in the back pond, the pond is too murky.

2007-03-26 21:54:07 · answer #2 · answered by Fish 2 · 0 0

First, go into your kitchen. Look at your lacrosse, then get a piece of shandoo. Yelp at the mermaid when you get back outside and it'll walk right up to you. But remember: DON'T FEED THE FISH.

2007-03-26 21:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by kclunis 2 · 1 0

yes they are because it is possible for a creature so beautiful can stay far away from humans!

2007-03-29 18:46:07 · answer #4 · answered by tatiana q 1 · 0 0

no, they are not real. I mean, how would human beings have gills?

2007-03-26 21:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by ravensfan172003 3 · 0 0

Duh! Of course not!

2007-03-26 21:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by Chichiri 1 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers