2007-03-26 13:47:12 · 50 answers · asked by Ray J 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ray J,
Hot people are everywhere. Let me tell you a quick story:
I once dreamt of an amazingly hot, sexy cleaning lady (around age 89) eating my ***** ****** and ****** four times! it was amazingly. When I saw my cleaning lady, i jumped on "it" and was sued! Then I bought an umbrella and spanked her until her *** was so red that I could see my reflection in it! Then we hooked up in the laundry basket and the she belted out Hips Don't Lie!
2007-03-26 14:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by JR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a fan of Shakira, I'll ask for an autograph and take a picture with her. Then I'll ask her to teach me how to move my hips just like her. ) PEACE.
2007-03-26 13:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask the bartender for a drink called - My Hips Don't Lie. If he/she says they have never heard of it, turn to Shakira and ask her if she has. She will either...1.)tell you to get lost. 2.)laugh and hopefully talk to you or 3.)her body guard will kick your *ss. GOOD LUCK!
Ps. If the body guard comes at you tell him to listen to the end of the song - "No Fighting...."
2007-03-26 13:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by VTSOXFAN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say " Hey arent you Shakira? I love how you dance but that is about all you can do."
2007-03-26 13:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Go about my business, shes human just like everyone else. I'd probably sneak a peak at her a$$ though lol
2007-03-26 13:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, I guess I would probably get the heck out of there, because I'm thirteen, and if I got caught, I would be in SOOOOOO much trouble!
2007-03-26 13:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ask her to prove to me that her hips dont lie!!!!
Then make her show me how to do all those hot hot hot belly dancing moves!
2007-03-26 14:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by juli_jugz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy the next 25 rounds
2007-03-26 13:50:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Act like you don't know she is famous. Buy her a drink. Lay her. Marry her. Your rich. lol just kidding
2007-03-26 13:54:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jump onto Yahoo! Answers and ask what I should do
2007-03-26 13:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋