Had finished reading a great Holmes/Conan Doyle story "Hound of Baskervilles" and had an idea. I have an uppity acquaintance whose dog has a better relationship with me now than their owners. The dog is left to rot in the yard while the jerks stay warm indoors. I believe the sole purpose of having the canine is as a guard dog. Wonder if the fella is cooking meth indoors? Anyways, so last Sunday I swung by the pals yard with an adequately salted piece of meat and beckoned Fido. After convincing Fido my jerky was not tainted and subject to the latest recall by slapping the barcode on my forehead a couple of times I let him finish the treat. Then I fed the terrier a bottle of Perrier to gain his confidence. Then I tied a blanket dipped in glowing yellow neon paint to his torso to keep him warm and jumped over the fence. Soon there was a big hulabaloo at my friends abode for almost an hour as they saw a floating, glowing thing in their yard, and Fido silent. A old fella fainted. Apology?
2007-03-26
13:16:34
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Kaliyug Ka Plato
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