So many pregnancies are unplanned, unwanted, or ill-advised, but all the cards are mushy, cringe-making celebrations of the utopian pregnancy being bestowed on the model nuclear family.
Surely there's a market for "Whoops! That's one hell of a mistake to make!", or, "You really shouldn't be allowed to breed!", or, "It's not too late to pop down the clinic...", or just plain, "Comiserations on the ruination of your life!"
Is this a great business idea, or what?
Why am I telling you lot, when I should be getting a patent?
2007-03-26 13:08:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO
You've found a niche....why not approach Durex, maybe they'd invest to get you started?
2007-03-26 21:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Basket-santa 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah great idea. I usually find myself looking at the sympathy cards instead - so it would be great if there was a genuine alternative - and with your sense of humour they are bound to be good!
I always feel myself cringing when I have to write something nice about babies in a card. I usually just say 'hope you're sleeping!'
2007-03-26 23:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by Mara S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-01 13:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, consider that many of those "unwanted" ones won't even get announced to people... but I like the "you shouldn't be allowed to breed" phrase on a card! Funny!
2007-03-26 13:14:24 · answer #4 · answered by The Gal w/the Camera 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well there are a lot of speciality cards out now, like happy birthday from the cat.
I recently got one that said sorry to hear about your death Mrs Jones.
Unfortunately her name was Mrs Smith. GRRR Your right theres a gap in the market.
2007-03-26 13:15:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know what, that's one hell of an idea, if I were you I WOULD invest on it, no joke, I bet it would make millions smile.. nothing like the harsh truth to bring people together.. and i'm not bsing either, I do think that's a great Idea lol, i'd buy em'
2007-03-26 13:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by ☆Karma☆ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
great ideas! I'd buy one of those.. i find sympathy cards are better suited for a pregnancy...
Do a sympathy line like "sorry your boyfriend dumped after he knocked you up" or "sorry you were too drunk and forgot to use a condom"OR " you knew birth control wasnt 100%"
2007-03-26 13:16:21 · answer #7 · answered by ChrissyLicious 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Depending on the situation Congratulations or a Sympathy card might apply ....
2007-03-26 13:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pathetic.
2007-03-26 13:16:25 · answer #9 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
scarp the cards, we can set up a dodgy market stall selling rusty cote hangers and hoovers. that will sort it.
2007-03-27 05:31:04 · answer #10 · answered by free_gary_glitter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋