I made a nice pie last night; I come home and find it destroyed, much like in the movie American Pie!Sick joke

Question

Either the cat or the husband ... I am certainly leaning towards the husband.

The pie looks just like it did in the movie!

He thinks this is funny??? Quite the prankster!

Do you?

This is the last time I make him ANYHING!!! I wouldn't care so much if I bought the pie, but it was home made!

All he's going to be eating from now on are cucumbers, squash and zucchini, seeing he can't be trusted!

Answer 1

Oh come on, you gotta admit it's funny. I mean yeah it sucks that you worked hard on making that pie and pies can be quite the ordeal. I would say though that I don't think he destroyed it - I think he ate it but instead of cutting nice pieces, he just attacked it so it's not totally a wasted pie. That doesn't make it right per se but obviously he was trying to be funny and play a joke (and it's funny if you ask me). If I were you I would get even and play a joke on him. Maybe make a pie but make it taste aweful so when he sees it, he'll get all excited and start gorging on it again but he'll get a whole lotta baking soda taste. Or think of another funny joke. Hey, after all, joking and having a fun spirited being is what livens up life, makes it fun and exciting. And now it's like you'll be starting a bit of a game, a competition. My boyfriend and I do that with farting. I farted on his leg last week so now he's trying to get me back. Actually, he got be last night when I least expected, while I was spooning him in bed, he led'er rip. All in good fun...

Answer 2

ur name says it all but a bit "too reserved" if u ask me, u made a pie and he probably ate some of it then as most guys do, tried to make his other half laugh but obviously u dnt see the funny side to a man demoralising a piece of pastry. get over it n bake another pie, just make sure he helps u to do it cos then he wont be so keen.
If my girlfriend baked a pie and i made it look american pie style she would probably throw some of it at me and we'd end up laughing about it.

U just sound like an absolute bore, i feel sorry for ur partner, u need to get a life.

what normal person has the time to bake a pie these days anyway?u must have a lot of spare time on ur hands.

maybe u should do something constructive with ur time like decorate your house.

or get a job in a bakery

Answer 3

If it was the cat, that is to be expected, cats get into everything. If the husband, he needs help, either for the fascination with pies or the sense of humor.
Just give him those cucumbers, squash and zucchini and see if that helps.

Answer 4

OK I saw the movie and if he did it (poked his junk in) for real then that's kind of sick. You had to know he had this kind of sense of humor before you walked down the aisle. Did you not think he was capable of that?

You should have given him a fork and made him eat it all. If he didn't really do it, he'll eat it without a problem. If he did and balks at consuming it, tell him off and throw him a pillow for the couch.

Answer 5

Does he also use the same type of hair gel that Ben Stiller used in There's something about Mary?

Answer 6

If I was in your shoes I'd hope it was the cat that did it. I'd never be able to look at the husband again knowing it might have been him. EWW!

Answer 7

cucumbers, squash and zucchini looks like you both have a problem.

Answer 8

Hhahahahaha!

Answer 9

If he didnt sexually abuse the pie its cobbler and just as good.Ill eat it.Areyou in Illinois.Ill come and get it.I perfer lemon merangine.

Answer 10

Well that will teach him. He needs to realize that when you bake something for him he should be gracefull. But since he is still a kid I don't blame you.