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This guy cannot sing why is he still here? The one person who I thought would stay last week didn't and I feel that this show is turning into a kids popularity contest is there anyone else who agrees?

2007-03-26 09:26:55 · 12 answers · asked by jengurl89 2 in Entertainment & Music Television

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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

I'm sending an offical warning to all weakminded individuals who are attempting to watch AMERICIAN IDOL tonight. There has been proof, since last week, that Sanjaya's hair is truely sendling subliminal messages to weakminded people. I REPEAT... Sanjaya's Hair is cursing weakminded individuals into a voting frinzy. There was a young girl during last week's show who was suffering from severe side effects of this serious condition! Her tearducts started to rupture and painfully spewing tears throughout the entire time of Sanjaya's performance. His hair is condemned with an "evil spell" hypnotizing all weak minds into what doctors are calling a "Drool-coma!" Reports are coming in rapidly across the USA from mothers who's daughters have suffered the same symptoms. We must protect ourselves and our young daughters until the Sanjaya Hypnotic Epidemic is eliminated! Please read the symptoms so you will be able to identify those who might need some help! Phone lines are open 24 hours a day for those who might need assistance for this aweful epidemic! Call 1-888-LOW-VOTE! Pleae do not attempt to vote for Sanjaya! We can help you! You don't want to end up like that poor innocent little girl on last week's show. Please! Do not vote for Sanjaya, call us instead! Together we can make a difference!!!!

Doctors have identified the symptoms into 4 phases:

Sanjaya Hypnotic Symptoms:

Phase 1: The subliminal messages start hypnotizing the weakminded individuals as soon as Sanjaya starts to sing. Symptoms start by having a glazed facial expression, staring into the TV, tuning out everything around them. A star-struck emotion with excessive smiling. Depending on how weakminded, some have documented crying and/or lots of drool dripping out of the mouth. The eyes are very concentrated onto Sanjaya's Hair, and mothers have reported that hearing is lost during this phase as well.

Phase 2: This phase starts when the hypnosis is complete, moreover, when Sanjaya stops singing! This is when the weakminded individual regain their hearing, but studies are showing this is when the mind draws a blank about everything that was just experienced. A serious black-out! All they claim to remember is how "SEXY SANJAYA'S HAIR" looks.

Phase 3: This is the phase when the hypnosis takes action; when the show is over. It is the most serious phase lasting up to 2 hours. Something about the words, "the phone lines are open" triggers the weakminds into an addictive behavior, which leads to an abusive voting technique. Excessive dailing on the phone and text messaging from multiple cell phones. Some mothers have even reported that they were so desperate... their own daughters have stolen other cell phones to satisfy this addictive voting behavior for Sanjaya!

Phase 4: Is the last phase of this condition. Luckly, the weakminded are so worn out by the excessive 2 hour voting... they pass out cold! Mothers have found their daughters dehydrated and covered in drool, clinching onto multiple cell phones. They have no memory about their experience, but many have suffered from physical finger damage due to the rapid voting technique. Teachers have witnessed lack of function in hands and incomplete homework due to this sad epidemic sweeping the USA.

Phone #: Doesn't actually exsist

2007-03-27 08:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Krazy K 5 · 0 0

Yes, Sanjah should have been kicked off by now. He can not sing, and as a matter of fact has little to no tallent. However, if you go to Howard Sterns web page you will find that he wanted to see how his influence could tip the scales in someones favor on American Idol. Howard Stern supports him and has told all of his listeners to vote for him. There is also a web page link on his site where there is a whole forum of people who want to make him win just to show that it just takes the support of one celebrity to tip these scales. Its uncalled for, unfair to the aritsts that actually have tallent but unfortunatly he will go all the way to the end because of this. The best you can do is vote for who you support and hope they win out over this sorry kid. THIS time around its not a teen-aged popularity contest, rather the workings of Howard Stern.

2007-03-26 09:42:22 · answer #2 · answered by shadowsthathunt 6 · 0 0

I agree abt everything u said but I don't think we can do anything unless they change the method of voting so the people with the most fans dont have an edge. I am ready to quit the show if Sanjaha last much longer. Maybe if enough of us have a fit they will figure out that they r losing watchers.

2007-03-26 11:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's stupid to keep voting him in just to prove a point or whatever. I disagree that it's just a TV show. To us yes, but it's not to the ones working hard trying to make their careers. Look at the money past winners are pulling in, winning grammys etc. There's a lot at stake here. Howard and the rest need to grow up and try to make good contributions to people instead of being jealous over someone else getting high ratings. We need to boycott his show. Oh I forgot. I already did.

2007-03-26 12:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i think of the ******* tutor rigged that's it Im no longer watching American Idol not greater Adam is obviously the greater advantageous singer and on Wikipedia they already declared Kris by way of fact the winner yet congrats.Im no longer hating yet I nonetheless think of Adam ought to have gained that's some BullS***

2016-10-01 12:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by lieser 4 · 0 0

He DID make the little girl cry...but he's not TERRIBLE. I mean, come on. There are tons of better singers on American Idol so there is a VERY SLIM chance he will be the winner. And how can you judge him? He can probably sing better then you!!!
And what do you mean by 'kids popularity contest?' I think American Idol is a way to make someone else's dream come true...and gives you classic entertainment. You can't beat classic entertainment. I don't agree with you at all.

2007-03-26 09:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by Janet 2 · 1 5

this subject is just getting a little old for me. yeah, the guy stinks. he is horrible. i don't know why he's still there. if he ends up winning i think that may be the end of american idol's popularity.

2007-03-26 09:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you're outraged? seriously? don't take it so seriously, its just a tv show, best case we get some talent (and there is talent on AI), worse case we don't like the winner. I've been watching since season three and i never approved on the winner. take it easy, I'm sure sanjaya does.

2007-03-26 11:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

YOU ARE RIGHT- IT IS A SINGING COMPETITION-
IT IS A SAD THING TO SEE REAL SINGERS LEAVING AND WANNABEES STAYING BECAUSE THEY ARE CUTE
OR POPULAR. CREDIBILITY GOES AWAY, AND ONCE THAT HAPPENS, THEN IDOL WILL TOO.
BY THE WAY, CHRIS OR MCPHEE SHOULD HAVE WON LAST YEAR-
NOT MR POPULAR.

2007-03-26 09:34:40 · answer #9 · answered by choopie 3 · 0 0

Are you kidding? He is by far the greatest singer I have ever had the privelage to listen too. When I hear him, I feel compelled to cry tears of pure joy. My ears never have and never will be graced by such an amazing musical genius. I feel honored to have witnessed this display of true musical talent.

2007-03-26 09:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by Craven Morehead 2 · 0 2

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