You can tell me what you think of the cheerleaders, fan gear, roster, coaches, sponsors, whatever is on there. Who ever has the most intelligent and insightful response will get the best answer and the points.
2007-03-26 08:39:22 · 3 answers · asked by willis_w 1 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
This is not meant to be tacky, but you are at a computer, so tell me what you would have to see other than a pop up ad or banner with a hottie on it to get hits on a website! Use your imagination and get the winning answer.
2007-03-26 08:53:00 · update #1
Including the website in a question on Yahoo! Answers? Oh, you already thought of that.
Actually, the easiest way would probably be to include hidden words like "sexy", "hot" and "naked" somewhere on the main page so the net's most common searches will hit on your site. But that wouldn't be ethical, would it? And you've probably already considered it.
So, short of buying air time during the Super Bowl or sponsoring Bruce Springsteen's next tour, you could create some buzz by submitting a video to YouTube where your most attractive cheerleader slowly strips down to nothing but a pair of panties (hands over the breasts, mind you) with the website address printed across the front or back. Then do the same with your most attractive player. You could continue to show a new cheerleader/player combination each week until you run out of reasonably sexy girls & guys. Of course you'll need the "For more videos and team information go to..." graphic to come up right at the end.
If stripping is a bit too far out there, you could have the women simply perform a cheer. I doubt there's a man alive who hasn't wished the camera would stay on just one beautiful cheerleader for an entire routine, just once. And the players could do little instructional videos on what a blitz or a screen play is, how to hand the ball off (right into those muscular abs!) and stuff like that. The player and cheerleader together would be even better. You may want to show them lifting weights and stretching together before practice too, just for good measure.
All right, that will be $250k plus the cost for my creative team to shoot and edit the videos. Shall we schedule the first one for next week? Great. Have your people call my people to set up a time. Meanwhile I'll fly out there to look over the cheerleaders. Oh, yeah, and the players too. Which Springfield is this again?
2007-03-26 09:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Chris C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not putting it on Yahoo Answers
2007-03-26 08:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by followthefisher 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Market your high school football team locally and not internationally on yahoo.
2007-03-26 08:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by The Big Shot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋