really not happy please no dirtiness not in the mood
2007-03-26 08:23:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He must be a fool to lose you. You are obviously so much better than him. Keep smiling and asking and answering on here. x
2007-03-26 08:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by Smurf 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
how about some jokes about chav's?
They always cheer me up!
Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a locked box?
A. Safe, innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason
whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. You see a chav on a bike: why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a
flight
of stairs
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ****.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.
Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
2007-03-26 08:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by adfl1000 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
April hun,
I am sorry to hear your sad news. Going through my own sadness right now so my heart sympathises with you.
These things do happen for a reason though so just believe in the lady you are and keep positive and confident. Your heart and soul will find their match when the time is right and we will all be able to see the huge smile of content on your face- wherever we are.
In the meantime let's have a little smile now just to lighten up the beauty in your eyes. There you go, wasn't that bad was it.
Keep strong and safe hun.
2007-03-26 08:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by literarytony 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry about that - follow the below advice, will make you feel better.
1 - Chocolate
2 - A good cry
3 - More Chocolate
4 - Fave song full blast
5 - 'I will survive' song full blast
6 - Get on the phone to a mate and tell them all you are able.
7 - More chocolate
8 - JOKE INTERLUDE - What's brown and sticky? A Stick
9 - Watch a DVD of a favourite movie (preferable while eating chocolate)
10 - Another good cry
11 - More chocolate
All the best & good luck.
2007-03-26 08:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by David 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear, the right guy is out there somewhere, and more than likely where you least expect it! Trust me I found mine in the strangest of places....nothing bad or dirty just really strange...if you want to know how strange but funny give me an e-mail....it will make you laugh if nothing else
2007-03-26 12:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got home last night and the phone began to ring. I asked, "Who's speaking?" A voice at the other end said, "You are!"
I went to the butchers yesterday, and I bet the bloke there he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "You're right, the stakes are too high!"
2007-03-26 09:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by More or less Cosmic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey girl don't worry. a chick like you has the world at your feet. what ya doing amongst us loosers on Yahoo? hey we'd all give you a star no problem but you get out there and paint the town red. Have fun, Mr Wrong has gone....... Mr Right is waiting for you. for you!
2007-03-26 08:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by belickcat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well looky here, you got alot of stars, and alot of support. To have so many friendly people come around to cheer you up, that is definitely something to smile about :) good luck.....
2007-03-26 11:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by beatlefan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very sorry to hear that April. I hope you feel better, you dont need him, the right person will come along d/w xoxoxxox
2007-03-26 08:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by § gαввαηα § 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a good joke:
If a man did the dishes and there was no woman there to see it did it really happen?
lol
2007-03-26 12:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by SlimShadyGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋