Why are the people who do the least work always first in line when free food is around?

Answer 1

Because they've learned how to get the most by doing the least. They usually always feel like their owed something, too.

Answer 2

You know, that's a darn good question! My brother-in-law sits on his big, fat beeehind while we all fly around getting everything ready (and complains about how long it's taking), and then will knock you down to be the first at the table. One time during the prayer, he whispered (loudly) to his wife to move toward the table while grace was being said so he could get to the oysters before the "hogs" ate them!

Answer 3

Since they are not doing a lot of work, they always know when there is free food!

Answer 4

Because freeloaders are just that way. First in line to eat free food, last to show up to help you move or anything else...

Answer 5

If they're not busy working they are better able to keep an eye on when the line is forming.

Answer 6

Because government cheese kicks @ss and makes the best grilled cheese sandwiches ever.

If I wasn't working I'd be trying to score some of that cheese too.

Answer 7

because the ones who are actually working are too busy working to get in line and the lazy slobs have it eaten up when the workers are finished working and it is all gone.

Answer 8

Because those of us who work the hardest, think of food last.

Answer 9

Because trying to survive on moderate or no employment works up an appetite!

Answer 10

I dont know. Havent you noticed that the lower your pay is, the more work you do... but as soon as you go higher in rank, the more you get paid and the less sh*t you do...