WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
I'm sending an offical warning to all weakminded individuals who are attempting to watch AMERICIAN IDOL tonight. There has been proof, since last week, that Sanjaya's hair is truely sendling subliminal messages to weakminded people. I REPEAT... Sanjaya's Hair is cursing weakminded individuals into a voting frinzy. There was a young girl during last week's show who was suffering from severe side effects of this serious condition! Her tearducts started to rupture and painfully spewing tears throughout the entire time of Sanjaya's performance. His hair is condemned with an "evil spell" hypnotizing all weak minds into what doctors are calling a "Drool-coma!" Reports are coming in rapidly across the USA from mothers who's daughters have suffered the same symptoms. We must protect ourselves and our young daughters until the Sanjaya Hypnotic Epidemic is eliminated! Please read the symptoms so you will be able to identify those who might need some help! Phone lines are open 24 hours a day for those who might need assistance for this aweful epidemic! Call 1-888-LOW-VOTE! Pleae do not attempt to vote for Sanjaya! We can help you! You don't want to end up like that poor innocent little girl on last week's show. Please! Do not vote for Sanjaya, call us instead! Together we can make a difference!!!!
Doctors have identified the symptoms into 4 phases:
Sanjaya Hypnotic Symptoms:
Phase 1: The subliminal messages start hypnotizing the weakminded individuals as soon as Sanjaya starts to sing. Symptoms start by having a glazed facial expression, staring into the TV, tuning out everything around them. A star-struck emotion with excessive smiling. Depending on how weakminded, some have documented crying and/or lots of drool dripping out of the mouth. The eyes are very concentrated onto Sanjaya's Hair, and mothers have reported that hearing is lost during this phase as well.
Phase 2: This phase starts when the hypnosis is complete, moreover, when Sanjaya stops singing! This is when the weakminded individual regain their hearing, but studies are showing this is when the mind draws a blank about everything that was just experienced. A serious black-out! All they claim to remember is how "SEXY SANJAYA'S HAIR" looks.
Phase 3: This is the phase when the hypnosis takes action; when the show is over. It is the most serious phase lasting up to 2 hours. Something about the words, "the phone lines are open" triggers the weakminds into an addictive behavior, which leads to an abusive voting technique. Excessive dailing on the phone and text messaging from multiple cell phones. Some mothers have even reported that they were so desperate... their own daughters have stolen other cell phones to satisfy this addictive voting behavior for Sanjaya!
Phase 4: Is the last phase of this condition. Luckly, the weakminded are so worn out by the excessive 2 hour voting... they pass out cold! Mothers have found their daughters dehydrated and covered in drool, clinching onto multiple cell phones. They have no memory about their experience, but many have suffered from physical finger damage due to the rapid voting technique. Teachers have witnessed lack of function in hands and incomplete homework due to this sad epidemic sweeping the USA.
Phone #: Doesn't actually exsist
2007-03-27 08:35:52
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answered by Krazy K 5
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First, I think we should all agree that Sanjaya can sing. The judges obviously thought so and that's why he was in the top 24.
But your question is definitely a valid one. Why is Sanjaya still on American Idol? Obviously, it is no longer up to the judges. It is up to AMERICA to vote. America wants to see Sanja up there. If you think he doesn't belong there, then call in and vote for your favorite.
2007-03-26 08:06:14
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answered by mx3baby 6
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I couldn't agree with you more. Sanjaya is not an American Idol.......he sings better than some people, but I wouldn't say he's great. And why does everything have to be a race thing anyways?
2007-03-26 07:36:58
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answered by Rosey 2
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Unfortunately, the show is not about talent. If it was, the judges would pick, but when its up to America, they pick their favorites and vote. Its really a show about who likes you more, kinda like anything you vote for.
I heard that people are voting to keep him on for like revenge on the judges, but I genuinely like him. He may not be the best singer, but he's cute and seems to have a good personality. & its not like he totally sucks at singing like William Hung or something.
Vote Sanjaya!
:)
Have a nice day!
2007-03-26 07:42:27
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answered by DisneyLover 6
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Cannot believe it myself! They say it has to do with the power of Howard Stern and the hatred of Simon Cowell that is fuelling this rebellion. Americans can't be serious!!! His continuation on the show is an embarrassment!
2007-03-26 07:41:30
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answered by 1sttimemom 1
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there are three reasons:
1. pre-teen and teenage girls that don't realise he's gay.
2. Howard Stern and Vote for the worst.
3. the indian population of the US.
2007-03-26 07:36:53
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answered by pastor of muppets 6
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Four words...VOTE FOR THE WORST!! They have good intentions and all, but letting others go, that can actually sing, for one who is terrible! PLEASE! I couldn't agree with you more! <3
2007-03-26 08:15:53
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answered by ♪♥First To Fall Last To Know♫ 4
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I'm not sure why he's there, but he really needs to go! I'm not sure how he got on in the 1st place...oh well.
2007-03-26 07:41:09
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answered by whatever2006 4
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2 simple reasons:
1-he has the gay vote
2-teen girls in love with him
2007-03-26 07:42:10
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answered by Anonymous
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votefortheworst.com
2007-03-26 07:37:27
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answered by Anonymous
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