I have always taken care of myself and have never been on welfare. If I want to be a LIEberal, do I need to swear Clinton as my god and kneel at the altar of Public Assistance?
2007-03-26 07:32:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
yes , the first step is to quit your job and complain that cons aren't helping the needy enough , make sure not to give any of your earned money to the needy , that is the governments job . next step is to, regardless of facts and common sense, go to yahoo answers and spread propaganda you have heard on the latest micheal moore movie .
you will officially be a liberal when you have done 2 things . 1 is collected atleast 6 months of aid from the government . 2. wear a foil hat 40 hours a week ( the time conservatives spend working) and get it signed by pelosi
2007-03-26 07:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Kneel at the altar... sell your soul, it's all the same. Just start mocking our president and crying about everything (and don't try to think of ways to fix the problems... that will put you back over into the "right") Just be part of the problem instead of the answer man and they'll take you in.
2007-03-26 14:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by John Boy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No - you just have to start thinking of others and not yourself. Not all liberals are living off the government - some of us even work full time (since I was 13) and have never received public assistance. At least I'm not a close minded, think the government is great, everyone not in my class is garbage type of republican.
2007-03-26 14:37:26 · answer #3 · answered by mel m 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if the democrats win in 2008, we'll all be kneeling down and praying to Mecca once the terrorists take over the United States
2007-03-26 15:06:53 · answer #4 · answered by Wizard of Ahhs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liberals have an elaborate initiation ceremony, very similar to the mafia initiation that has been shown on the sopranos. instead of burning a picture of the virgin mary in your hand while threatening to kill you if you tell anyone about them, liberals burn a food stamp in your hand while reciting lines from the communist manifesto. after that you have to plant 40 trees and help jimmy carter build 70 energy efficient homes for the poor. then you are one of them for life.
2007-03-26 14:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by Matt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you bushbots kneel for dumbya every day, so why whine about it now?
" I have always taken care of myself and have never been on welfare."
Letting your momma support you with her welfare checks and food stamps is NOT taking care of yourself, normie!
2007-03-26 14:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but we do require you get at least a high school education. If you can't handle that, then you'll have to be a conservative. Conservatives don't have any education requirements.
2007-03-26 14:59:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a fellow conservative, I understand your frustration with liberals, but this isn't helping the conservative cause.
2007-03-26 14:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by freemanbac 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No but I would strongly suggest that you either grow up or get a brain -
OR BOTH!
With your attitude better you stay a f-cking Republican!
2007-03-26 14:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope, just stop worshipping the dollar. The rest is academic.
2007-03-26 14:36:26 · answer #10 · answered by Schmorgen 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋