why can't a man living in winston salem north carolina be buried west of the missipppi river?

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why can't a man living in winston salem north carolina be buried west of the missipppi river?

2007-03-26 07:29:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health

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Ha, ha. You don't bury living people. How did this end up in the Men's Health section?

2007-03-26 07:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Gravity.

2007-03-26 14:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

The oldest joke in the book(or fairly close) :P

2007-03-26 07:38:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

BEST ANSWER IS THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE...WHERE DO YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS OF A PLANE THAT CRASHED RIGHT ON THE BORDER OF U.S. AND CANADA IF THEY ARE MEXICAN NATIONALS.

2007-03-26 07:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by gifford 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

D**n it!!! they're all as clever as me. (and you of course):)

2007-03-26 09:01:00 · answer #5 · answered by bilbotheman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋