I'm planning to break into the local vole farm and liberate as many as I can, but it's on an island and all I've got is a canoe.
2007-03-26 07:07:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Instead of a canoe, why not connect together several lengths of 2inch thick corrugated plastic piping? Connect one end of the incredible vole freedom tunnel to your starting point, then feed out the rest of it's length behind you as you cross the water to the island. Once at your destination, encourage the voles to enter the tube and make their way to freedom. No vole need get wet, you can stretch your feet out in the canoe, and everybody's happy. How do you like them apples?
2007-03-26 07:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then the better plan would be to liberate the voles by leading a bloody uprising, killing their jailors and leaving them to run the farm as a private enterprise, entrusted to the entire vole community, while you slip away in the canoe and find yourself an alibi.
2007-03-26 07:13:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Voles can swim! Just open the door and let the liberation begin! Power to the vole!
2007-03-26 07:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by VV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
water voles r an endangered species.
they better not b on a vole farm,
being bred d 2 make fur coats 4 ignorant stupid ladies 2 wear.
u really should take a big gun with u & shoot the Bar-stewards that imprison endangered animals.
2007-03-26 07:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
about 80
2007-03-26 07:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When i tried last my final count was 139 but a few of them kept jumping out so i bribed them with a trip to the strip club and this kept them pacified for the rest of the journey back to dry land!
2007-03-26 07:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by JustJem 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 200.
Up to twice that if you sedate them and really pack them in.
2007-03-26 07:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
76 i think xxx
2007-03-26 07:15:37 · answer #8 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋