What's you favorite "man with no arms or legs" joke?

Answer 1

There was this girl who had no arms and no hands and she was sitting in the beach, then all of a sudden she starts to cry. A guy walking by asks her why she's crying and she said that she has never been hugged before. The guy feels sorry for her and gives her a hug. After a while she starts to cry again, then another guy walks by and asks her and she says that she has never been kissed before. The guy feels bad so he gives her a kiss. Then she starts to cry again and another guy walks by and asks her why she's crying and she told him "its cuz i've never been f*cked before" so the guy picked her up, took her to the edge of the pier and threw her in the water. The girl looks up and yells "why did you do that?" The guy just tells her "now your f*cked"

Answer 2

What is a man called with no arms and legs hangin on the wall?

Art

Answer 3

What's the name of the man who has no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?





ART!!

Answer 4

Here is my list - What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...

...who loosens hex screws? Allen
...hanging on a wall? Art
...under a car? Axel (Or Jack)
...in a mailbox? Bill
...floating in a pool? Bob
...in a field of marijuana? Bud
...on the bottom of a pool? Dewayne
...in a bank? Buck
...and no head? Chester
...in a tiger cage? Claude
...on your shoulder? Chip
...and his friend hanging around a window? Curt 'n Rod
...with a spade? Doug
...without a spade? Douglas
...at a barbecue? Frank
...under a microscope? Gene
...in your spice rack? Herb
...flying over the fence? Homer
...in the trunk of a car? Jack
...in a GMC? Jimmy
...in the bathroom? John
...impaled on a stick? Lance
...on a porch? Matt
...on a piece of paper? Mark
...on a stage? Mike
...who's shaving? Nick
...in a hole? Phil
...trying to hold up a bank? Rob
...in a gully? Rocky
...on a hill? Roland
...in a pile of leaves? Russell
...waterskiing? Skip
...in a hot tub? Stu
...in a lingerie drawer? Teddy

Answer 5

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He says, "Gimme a lager, and a mop." what's 15 inches long, and hangs in front of a jerk? Donald Trump's necktie How does "The Creature's kinfolk take a kinfolk portrait.? all of them jam into the front seat and run a purple gentle. guy: "have been you faking it final night?" woman: "No, i replaced into particularly drowsing." old guy: "checklist, i can not bypass pee." well being practitioner, "How old are you?" old guy, "ninety six." well being practitioner, "you have peed sufficient." 2 Seagulls fly over the Kentucky Derby. One says to the different, "i'm gonna placed everythingg I have been given on variety 7." what's bushy and stands out of a mans pajamas at night? His head. a guy robs a economic business enterprise and takes hostages. He says to the 1st hostage, "did you spot what befell," the hostage stated, "particular." The robber shot him. Then the robber stated to the subsequent hostage, "did you spot what befell?" the subsequent hostage stated, "No, yet my spouse did."

Answer 6

there was a man with no legs, no arms, and one eye.

he worked for the U.S military.

joke is, he got drafted by a rich prick bastard who's own able bodied son deserted to canada.

Answer 7

I know it's terrible, I know!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a lions den...?

Claude

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the leaves....?

Russell----HA!!!

I have a million of these...They crack me up!

OMG!!! I laughed outloud at work...Jim G's list is it!!!! Thanks!

Answer 8

what do you call a couple of guys with no arms and legs hanging over your window??

kurt & rod...curtain rod

Answer 9

No Arm No Leg Jokes

Answer 10

How do you get a one armed polak out of a tree.........

wave.
oh. you said NO arms. sorry.