Is the coffin a final fashion item? If so, is it possible to die in peace in USA if coffin is Made In China?

Question

My Uncle has been getting catalogs from a coffin manufacturer with all sorts of offers. Installment plan, slow pay plan, jumbo loan, you name it. There are coffins shsped like Cadillacs, baseball team couches, showers, etc. etc. My Uncle whose ticker still beats louder than the Niagra Falls is a little upset and suspect the coffin fellas stole his name from the life insurance or hearing aid providers mailing list. Also, he is a red blooded mustang with a blue collar pride and is turning in his couch after a visit to the coffin deallers showroom. All the boxes are Made In China. That was the last straw. He has been furious since all the manufacturing jobs moved to China. His hearing aid complaints land up in call centers in India, which compounds the communication problem when the long distance connection is poor and he does not have the earbuds on. Now this. He has vowed to go out All Americaan. In his will it says "cremate if no US made coffin available." Make Sense?
The geezer nuts?

Answer 1

Yes, i do believe its a final fashion statement, and i dont know about you but i'm having mine custom made in india from a famous brand name designer, coffin will be built equiped with a special emergency eject button (my biggest fear being barried alive)
: ) : ) : )

Answer 2

I presume your uncle is retired and very rich, with little else to do.
I havent understood the financing options available for the coffins? Does your uncle have to pay up for the coffin before he is ready to be placed into it, rather than lie down by himself in it?
And once he is dead, does it really matter where his coffin would be made? or whether the next of kin of his would have to call up a call center in Bangalore or Pune to report a wardrobe, oops sorry coffin malfunction?
If he is so obsessed with having an all American Coffin, he should contact a local carpenter and ask him to custom build him one. Then contact a local upholsterer and ask him to fit it with good upholstery. I dont really know if he would also be obsessed with the softness of the pillows or the padding they would use as he in all probability wont feel a thing, unless ofcourse he plans to rehearse his death every remaining day of his life. Then spending the night on uncomfortable coffin pillows would send him faster to his grave.
As for the final question of yours I think there should be an exclamation mark rather than a question mark.
Wish your uncle a happy death and comfortable Amercan Built coffin made by a true blooded American (Red Indian, as the rest are all migrants)

Answer 3

You Can Absolutly Buy Any Coffin You Like

well in canada anyways

but yeah if you cna import a coffin to us and use it when you die
it is 100 % legal bny law to do so
it is your final rights
and noone can take that away

Answer 4

Tell him to buy a Batesville or Aurora Casket. They are American made and are the most popular caskets in the USA.

Most funeral homes sell them.

Answer 5

It doesn't matter what country it may be from it's just who created it that's all. If your already dead what's the point? Of course you will die in peace.

Answer 6

no