You know the deal in arranged marriages. There is the first interview, the second and most are finalised at a third interview. Well, my cousin is deep into it. She is in love with a part-time mailman who goes to school part-time to be a mortician and has another part-time job as a dog groomer.The cousin is very pretty and many people have fallen off their bicycles or have rammed their scooters into lampposts while hyptonised by her looks. The mailman fellow is a strapping six footer looks good in shorts, likes to chew tobacco and carries a fanny pouch full of granola bars. The elders came to see my cousin and they almost fainted in spite of their advanced age and had to be administered CPR to be revived for the next interview. Now, this is disgusting. I am thinking of sprinkling the ceiling fan with sneezing powder this time too, so that they leave scratching and sneezing all the way down the driveway with the "mithai" strewn all over the "sherbet" on the coffee table. Any other ideas?
2007-03-26 05:07:45 · 13 answers · asked by Kaliyug Ka Plato 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
don't u think sprinkling sneezing powder on ceiling fan would also be sprinkled on u n others u don't want to target....also once they are gone, u will have to clean the whole place n im not sure if this time u will escape the effects of the sneezing powder
but anyways if u want some more ideas...y don't u mix 'jamaal ghota' that will surely result in loose motions...
lol...place papads or any crispy stuff underneath the sofa cousions...
or everytime somebody stoops down..play a farting track...lol
do u know those mirrors which make u look fat, wierd, thin, small etc...place one in the room they gonna be seated...
u know how ppl( be it old or young) like to admire themselves in the mirror ..lets c their reaction
2007-03-26 06:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by close_in_destroy_everything 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't do so. Ask them clearly & softly to send just two persons for inquiry/interview in detail to see her demeaner, if they want to know/test. Other things they can inquire others of your family without seeing your cousin. The disguting multiple interviews r not conducted by good people.
2007-03-26 22:01:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are hilarious. "mithai strewn all over the sherbet" I don't know what the hell that means but it is the funniest damn thing I've heard in a looong time. Good luck, you crazy bastard.
2007-03-26 05:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send you cousin to the Bollywood/Hollywood.
2007-03-26 05:58:16 · answer #4 · answered by ars32 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave either a fake spider or fake dog poo on the floor or let off a stink bomb-they really do smell!
lol have fun!!! xXx
2007-03-26 05:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Boy what a story... So, you are dealing with drama and going to spice it up with sneezing powder which will cause more drama eh.
2007-03-26 05:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by Golden Smile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While you are at it, Put some Ex- Lax in their coffee too.
2007-03-26 05:11:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that sounds hilarious. Did you come up with that one all by yourself?- i'll remember that one for life- you've made my day lol
2007-03-26 05:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mere saat kuck karo ge?
2007-03-26 05:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but sounds goot to me
2007-03-26 05:11:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋