I saw one today that said, "Don't read this"
2007-03-26 04:40:58 · 18 answers · asked by fjpoblam 7 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
P.S. Oh geeez I hope they'll lemmee keep this question open forever! These answers are ALL too good to stop and I've read them all more than once and STILL giggling!
2007-03-26 10:12:59 · update #1
Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
2007-03-26 07:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by Carol M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
All generalizations are false (including this one).
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Eschew obfuscation.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
2007-03-27 10:21:48 · answer #2 · answered by Confused 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Either "The Labor Movement: From the People Who Brought You the Weekend" or "Thesbians Do It On Stage."
2007-03-26 11:55:42 · answer #3 · answered by aekarn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not big on bumper stickers but my friend made one online and it's pretty good, he got it from here http://www.bottleyourbrand.com/bumper-sticker-more-cowbell-447.
2014-09-30 00:59:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Bloodhound is Smarter than your Honor Student.
2007-03-26 18:50:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lin s 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best man for the job is a woman.
2007-03-26 14:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by yakkydoc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you can read this, you're too close.
but i love the baby on board thing with a baby armalite picture in it. instead of the usual infant.
2007-03-26 13:26:38 · answer #7 · answered by warrior is a child 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Don't Tailgate"
While I was a tailgating a BMW cause I was trying to read the bumper sticker.
2007-03-26 12:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This should be on a bumper sticker if it isn't already: "Say NO to negativity!"
2007-03-26 12:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by wizeman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Caution Driver Singing" and it looks like yellow caution tape!
2007-03-26 12:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋