looking for a funny ending. just have fun with it?

Question

so a man walks into a resturant...
fill in the rest

Answer 1

where it is full of good looking single women. and his trousers have fallen down and he realises he's no pants on and his manhood has shrivelled up. how embarrasing

Answer 2

...falls over and breaks his neck or even .An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"

A pig goes into a bar and orders ten drinks. He finishes them up and the bartender says, "Don't you need to know where the bathroom is?" The pig says, "No, I go wee wee all the way home."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."


A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, "That's a nice shirt." The guy asks the bartender, "Who is that?" The bartender says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!"

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "What, Gary?"

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
There was this duck, who walked into a bar. And he says to the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender says "No, I don't have any grapes." The duck walks out, sorely disappointed.
So the next day, he walks back into the bar, asks the same question, gets the same answer.

The day after, he walks back into the bar, and again, asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender, having still not figured out why this duck seems to think he may have some grapes, says to the duck, "No, and if you come back in here tomorrow and ask me if I have any grapes, I will nail your bill to the bar!"
The duck frowns, turns around, and walks out of the bar.
So the next day, the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender "Got any nails?"
The bartender says "No."
So the duck says "Got any grapes?"

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Answer 3

....and says to the waiter "I like to have a steak please". The waiter asks back: What sort of steak would you like? A rumpsteak, fillet Mignon, butterfly cut, Afton or a Kobe steak"

"Dam, just a simple steak, make it a rumpsteak" says the guest, already impatient.

"Well", continues the waiter "would you like to have it grilled on gas, charcoal, charcoal briquettes, logs, pellets or electrical grill?"

The guest almost looses his temper "my god, does that play a role? Put it on a grill and use normal wood godamned!"

"Very good sir, shall we use oak, birch, beech, wenge, redwood, rosewood or ebony"

Final reply be the guest: "Use s Stradivari, year 1456!"

Answer 4

Hmmmmm....

and says ouch!

OR

It's the middle of the night and the alarms go off and he gets arrested and hauled off to jail?

OR

He orders some food and get food poisoning and dies and his kids cry at his funeral?

Don't really know what you're looking for here with this one?

Answer 5

and sits at the bar

and waits

and waits

and waits

and then he gets chucked out because its closing time

so he gets up and leaves

then realises he was at the wrong restaurant

Answer 6

and had to butter his self up so he could silp through the fat people to get to the bar...

Answer 7

and drops dead from a heart attack. As the patrons are trying to revive him one notices he is clutching a newspaper in one hand and a lottery ticket in the other. It was the winnig ticket !!!
Booo !!!
hahaha....

Points Please !!!