for example,
ground up cow: Hamburgers
cut up cow: Steaks
baby cow in a cage: Veal
cow parts (gross): Hot dogs
And I do this for the rest of my life, wont I just be sick of cow by the time I die? I mean I have variety but it is still cow now matter which way you look at it.
How is this any different than marriage?
Yes, you can throw a wig on the wifey and role play, but its still the same wifey.
Now do you understand the need for STRANGE?
2007-03-26 03:57:25 · 16 answers · asked by Joe B 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
ok, well then.. how about switching it up to pork....
like bacon.. 'sausage.'.
u know what i mean... u a swinger in disguise....
LOL!!!! i got your number!! LOL!!
2007-03-26 04:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by lil' angel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have the best "cow" and I know that if I try some other I will never have the best "cow" again!
I would not ruin the best by trying any of the rest!
By enjoying my WIFE (she is nothing close to a cow) in all the different ways, I only desire her more each day/month/year that I am with her! I can not imagine getting tired of her!
2007-03-26 11:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by me4tennessee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand you - I've never gotten tired of cow. All the different cuts have a very different taste and texture. Add to that the different ways of preparing them (or eating them raw), and there's more than enough variety to keep me interested. Maybe this is why wifey and I are still doing so well.
Or maybe you should try eating wifey occasionally...
2007-03-26 11:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaah, yes, the philosophical cow. Well, I have to say, I agree, I also love cow, and so far have been able to find ways to spice it up, but what if, by the time I'm 70, I just hate cow? That would be a huge problem....
2007-03-26 13:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by 1978girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stick to the cow and the wife and stop wining, your starting to get on my last nerve.
You could get cow decease with cow, or VD with strange stop being such a dumb @*** grown up and take responsibility for your actions you got married stick with it and keep your pecker at home.
2007-03-26 13:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by none 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We do it different every time mostly. Sometimes not. 3 to 5 times a day. We never get tired of it. I will never have to put a wig on her or have pornos in my head. I found the right one!
BTW I'm a vegetarian, maybe that's the problem. Try it!
2007-03-26 11:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by madbaldscotsman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ground up bull: hamburgers. Cut up bull: steaks. Baby bull in cage: veal. Bull parts: ew. What comes out of the back end of a bull: your reasoning.
2007-03-26 11:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by suki's mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just compared your wife to a side of beef! you obviously don't love your wife. let her go and let her find a man that will love her and "her only". you don't deserve her! she deserves better than a cow eating cheat like you! your a jack@ss!
2007-03-26 11:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, sounds like you need some adventure in your life. Can you get on a plane and travel by yourself for a week?
2007-03-26 11:03:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why do men always like to compair woman to food?
leave your wife and stop eating cow then
2007-03-26 11:02:51 · answer #10 · answered by Youll See 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
classing your wife as a cow, issues......
2007-03-26 11:23:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋