I recently auditioned for the following role: 'A male with a build appropriate to wear a Spiderman costume on April 12th, 2007 for approximately 4 hours. You will be required to attract and take photos with the attendees while dressed as the Spiderman character.'
I have my own Spiderman costume PLUS my own homemade gadgets. I have cables that allow me to climb 50 feet walls, fishing wire that looks like webs I shoot people in the face with & hundreds of small suction cups on hands / feet to climb walls.
The casting agent stated I was insane and think Spiderman is real. He said he was 'worried about the safety of the audience'. Well I have news for him - I'm the best damn Spiderman he could ever hire. I can prove beyond a reasonable doubt to a jury I am the best Spiderman candidate available. Do I have a case?
2007-03-26 03:44:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I don't know whether to laugh or lock up my sharp objects.
Just in case this isn't a joke, no, you don't have a case. Employment is at-will, meaning that unless they're discriminating against you in some way that's prohibited by law, they can choose to hire or not hire anyone they want.
On the more likely chance that your question was an attempt at humor, it worked. I laughed.
2007-03-26 03:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you have a case, and the casting agent might be right. Good luck with that...if this is just a funny it worked had me laughing
2007-03-26 03:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mugleedone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crack Kills!
2007-03-26 04:06:38 · answer #3 · answered by Aces N 8's 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋