what's the funniest things your kids have said?

Answer 1

When my daughter was three she was in a Christian day care. She went up to her teacher one morning and told her that "last night I did asskicks". She had her first gymnastics class the night before.

She also got mad at me a few days later and told me she was going to the store to buy a new mommy. She got dressed, emptied her piggy bank in a backpack and asked me for a ride to the mommy store. I told her she was on her own, so she got into her Barbie Jeep and rode to the end of the driveway and stopped. She burst into tears and told me she doesn't want a new mommy, just for me to be nicer to her.

I have a million of these, but the last one I'll share is when she said her nightly prayers she ended it "We ask this in Jesus' name, A min it". Sometimes it came out as m&ms or I mean it.

Answer 2

When my kid was six, we were in a bar and she was having bottles of pure orange. After three of them she said, ''each bottle has 113 milliltres so now I've had 339 millilitres, and if I drink another I will have drunk 452 millilitres'' - I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Weird hey?

Answer 3

When my daughter was about 2 years old we were at my moms for Thanksgiving dinner. My daughter happened to see my mom stuffing the Turkey and she said to my mom. "Gram-ma what are you doing!" To which my mom told her "I'm stuffing the Turkey!" My daughter looked at her and then stated " Gram-ma, don't give it all to the Turkey!"

It also happened to be raining the same day and she was looking out side and stated to my mom " Gram-ma what's that!" She was of course referring to the rain in the back yard. My mom stated back to her its "rain!" The next thing my daughter had walked into the front room and stated to my mom "Gram-ma it's raining out here too!"

Needless to say we have never forgotten either of these questions or the comments in return. lol

Answer 4

Told the kids when the one's friends mom comes to visit we must lock the fridge as she always raided it. Kids sang out, hide the food and lock the fridge , hide the food and lock the fridge as the lady walked in.

Answer 5

My God son goes to a catholic school (he's 5) and they were in assembley saying prayers and he was doing really well so the teacher wanted to make an example of him so got him to stand up in front of everyone else and asked him to show everyone how to make the sign of the cross.
At which point he jumped in the air, crossed his arms in front of him and yelled 'X Factor!"

Answer 6

Before my son had his first experience of flying we were trying to tell him how high up in the sky we would be going.
He looked up into the sky and asked :"Will we see God?"
"Oh! no he`s much higher than we will be going" I said, he thought for a few moments and said "Well, will we see his legs dangling down just a bit"?

Answer 7

When my son turned 6 he asked me to help him get ready for the writin test to get his drivers licence. He said I know i'm to young to actually drive but I would like to get started on the writin part.

Answer 8

sure i've answered this b4.
she's shamed me aplenty when she was little.

push chair coming 2ward us, mum proud as punch, what does madam pipe up?
" Mum did u see that Ugly baby " ?
she was right the baby was very ugly but i still wanted the ground 2 open up & swallow me!

4got say my lil darling was 2 years old at the time.

Answer 9

"Mummy said That you "Daddy" was too scared and squeamish to watch me being Born!
How did she know that, when you told me Mummy was in a Hospital on the day I was Born!

Answer 10

My 6 year old said that my brother in law needed to get laid. She overheard my husband saying that to him. Boy did my husband get an earful that night.