I would have to choose a pair of socks. Yep, half of him in one sock, half of the other.
Then...as I walked around without shoes, he'd get crunched up on the gravel, pavement and all squishy and dirty when I step on the damp grass. Oh, and as I walk across my kitchen floor, he'd have to take in the soggy cheerios, milk spills, little crumbs and mud. Then, eventually he'd wear out and he'd have to go in the garbage. And, off to the landfill only to be lost among the hundreds of pounds of nasty, stinky, rotting trash and debris.
How's that for revenge?
2007-03-26 01:51:04
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answer #1
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answered by 7aliens 3
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Definately a pair of dirty socks with holes in them. That's how he made me feel towards the end which is why he is now history. I'd wear them one more time out in the barn and walk where I generally don't walk then let the dogs have them to do what they want.
2007-03-26 01:55:57
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answer #2
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answered by L D 3
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a pair of long jeans so I can walk all over the bottoms so he would get the dirt from the shoes as well as being dragged along the ground till he is worn down to nothing but ratty strings that you pull off when you are bored.
2007-03-26 15:09:11
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answer #3
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answered by qtrican1 2
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Really comfortable jeans. I'm sure he'd be easy to wear and wouldn't mind kicking around and getting dirty.
I don't have any hard feelings towards my ex.
2007-03-26 01:46:13
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answered by J F 6
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A purse because he looked so good on my arm. I have no hard feelings towards my ex.
2007-03-28 05:03:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Toliet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
2007-03-26 01:45:52
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answered by Nana 4
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Shoes!!! Then I could walk all over him the way he did me. LOL!
2007-03-26 01:52:05
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answer #7
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answered by Patricia S 6
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This is not an article of clothing...but it is "close"....I would wear him as a suppository!!
2007-03-27 16:01:28
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answer #8
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answered by rhajha 3
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undies so he could kiss my ***! :)
2007-03-26 12:02:18
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answered by No_S_Kape 3
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shoes - she was dirty...
2007-03-26 01:45:25
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answered by M J 6
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