2007-03-26 01:32:05 · 47 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A Big cold shoulder.
2007-03-26 01:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, this is a horrible story and I am not a very good person for doing this... but I did it so I'll fess up. A guy that has given me major grief for a very long time was complaining that he wanted pastries in the morning. He made a big deal out of it, demanding that someone provide them for him (he is incredibly cheap).
So I took a stale danish and laid it on the ground just outside the driver's side door on his van... He had to either step on it, or at least wonder if it was a message from someone.
I figured "he wants danish, I gave him what he wanted." might not have been as fresh or clean as he liked...
Oops!
2007-03-26 20:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are sooo many things, key chains, t-shirts etc with a double edged saying.
Something they could not find offense at but for you it would bring a smile.
I usually buy myself something when I am feeling especially hateful to someone. Once it was a keychain that said "Who peed in your gene pool?" So everytime I felt hatefull I would touch that fob and smile and feel better. I considered it a gift to that person too because although they didn't know it having that saved them a lot of negativity being heaped on them.
2007-03-26 01:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by damommyxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i have to laugh at this one. I was thinking yesterday about if i found out my partner was cheating what i would do. Then something came into my head really nasty but i couldnt stop myself laughing. I would make his sandwiches for work and add an extra topping. The belongings of our babies nappy!! Lol. Sorry TMI. Evil i know but uknow what htey say.. a woman scorned!! Lolxx
2007-03-26 01:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! showing your age now
Freddy and the dreamers 1960's, right?
I usually say it with flowers.
Bella Donna & Poison Ivy
2007-03-26 13:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by Dreamweaver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Castor Oil.
2007-03-26 01:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If its a guy a kick in the crotch while wearing my steel toe boots (Ive done it before!) A girl a water baloon filled with vinegar!
2007-03-26 01:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anthrax?
2007-03-26 01:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by Error Child 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A view of me walking away
2007-03-26 01:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by smiler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A flaming bag of dog doo.
2007-03-26 01:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by rhonda y 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋