2007-03-26 00:01:46 · 15 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Good Idea Pamela!
also
Tyler Durden and Therapist in need of therapy
but Mupps looks like your first up :)
2007-03-26 00:09:43 · update #1
Hide all the paperclips.
Spike the water cooler with a different substance for each day of the week: rohipnol Monday, vodka Tuesday, laxative Wednesday... just go with whatever happens.
Ring a sex line and put them on speakerphone.
Make your own office scene porn.
Order more paperclips. Hide them when they arrive.
Tell outrageous lies that nobody can actually disprove, like, "I once saw George Michael coming out of the toilets at a Hard rock cafe, with his flies undone and j'iz on his pants".
Put the office Christmas party pics up on the company website "by accident".
Add the phrase, "you want fries with that?" to the end of everything you say on the phone.
Enforce the rule that junior members of staff may only leave the office on an errand/bathroom break etc. if riding a unicycle.
Add all the staples to the paperclip stash.
Communicate with other people in the office via electronic media only.
Masturbation breaks - but you have to sign the register to ensure you are having the allotted time and no more.
Replace all the bulbs/flourescents with candles.
Crossdessing Fridays.
Empty all the tip-ex and tip-ex thinner into a plastic bag. See who can inhale from it the longest until they black out.
Post all the paperclips and staples to Abu Dabi under "return if undelivered" postage.
Survey all members of the office to discover a language none of you speak. Spend the rest of the day doing bad impersonations of somebody speaking that language whenever you want to communicate. See how long it takes to figure out the message.
When somebody calls the office, if a colleague stands up, you may not speak until they sit down again. Explain the silence to the person on the phone, "Sorry, I just nodded off there for a moment." Refuse to elaborate, or acknowledge this is a problem.
When the paperclip/staples package returns from Abu Dabi, shake it, put your ear up against it and then declare that you believe it may be a bomb. Don't let on you know any different, even when the bomb disposal guys arrive and want to detonate it. Giggle suspiciously, but refuse to admit any knowledge...
It's probably a good job I don't work in an office...
2007-03-26 08:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I continuously be sure i'm spotlessly clean and that my outfits are too. i attempt to co-ordinate what i'm wearing if plausible. as we communicate that's leggings, an prolonged cotton shirt over a shorter T shirt and a headband. I even have my pixie boots on too. The shirt is crimson and black stripes, the T shirt is mauve. The leggings are black via boots are black. My underclothes are easy cream coloration. additionally matching. as we communicate is a chop up Uni / Solicitors' day. If i'm at Uni all day i'm getting extra outrageous; on the solicitors' extra conservative.
2016-11-23 16:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know i have no idea what i would do i guess i would want to hear other peoples ideas, so i would let every one know that we are taking suggests on how to make the office space nicer and more stress free, then i would just wait and see what is offered up
2007-03-26 00:08:45 · answer #3 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free alcohol between 12 and 1.....
2007-03-26 00:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
male strippers?? Maybe we could get a few of the male participants on yahoo to give us a brief taster....
muppet
smurf
newciderman
musicfan
to name but a few... We can score them out of ten!
xx
2007-03-26 00:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't think there's anything i could write which would even come close to pamelo o or frottage boy! :-) ha.. i still smiling at 'rohipnol monday' :-) but, i think pamela should explain more! :-)
2007-03-26 09:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by muppet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bag of malteasers like in the advert lol
2007-03-26 00:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by steve738494 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free food always perks people up.
2007-03-26 00:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by acorn922 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a large corkboard for jokes, quips, knowledge to start conversations and dialogue with.
2007-03-26 00:04:39 · answer #9 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
water pistols... and the person you like the least you can fill yours with bleach and go to town on their new Armani suit!!!
2007-03-26 00:06:36 · answer #10 · answered by teapreacher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋