What can I do so that I can get myself prepped for a long sexy time?
Should I spank the chango or break out the candles?
2007-03-24 21:12:55 · 14 answers · asked by Joe B 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
how sweet sitting waiting for the misses to come home, what a nice hubby, I imagine you looking out the window like the kids from the cat in the hat. Is that how you wait???
How tender, candles, see you do have a heart.
2007-03-25 18:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by none 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the hell would you wack off when she is comming to take care of that. Break out the candles. Wait... it's called anticipation, you'll want her more. If you have problems with premature ejaculation, get some viagra when you can and pop one pill. You'll be good to go all night.
2007-03-25 04:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by mmatthews000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully you know your wife better than anyone else. Spank the monkey to relax and breakout the candles to look romantic.
2007-03-25 04:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by Robert L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get into your crotchless see through panties, burn some incense and then spank the chango whatever that means
2007-03-25 04:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by celianne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither...just wear some sexy boxers and do some household chores (like washing the dishes, sweeping the floor etc.). For some reason, women find that sexy...or you can watch some porn with her...
2007-03-25 04:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by Fermin M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cook dinner,do the laundry,clean the house,pay the bills. tend to the kids,do the shopping
im sure with a hubby like you she has to do all these things herself when she gets home
2007-03-25 04:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by tuppenybitz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
light the candles and get a bottle of wine
2007-03-25 04:16:10 · answer #7 · answered by Gabriel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are pathetic...just keep on waiting, you dont know how to be anything but a doormatt. You have real hide.
2007-03-25 04:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by rightio 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yoga is the answer.
The "Ardhamatsendrasana" would solve your problems.
2007-03-25 04:22:02 · answer #9 · answered by saudipta c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She just left here, so she might be a little late...
;)
2007-03-25 04:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by j_mang 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋