DRUNK!tell me your storys!?

Question

iv never gotten drunk before. what is it like the first time? how many beers will it take, and how was your first time? i want to here storys!

Answer 1

You've come to the right woman. I won't tell you my first, but I shall share my funniest:

It was last day of Winter semester at college (junior year), and I was done with class by noon. I ran into one of my friends and her man, both of which I normally hung out with and drank on the weekends, so she naturally suggested that we start partying. I was like 'already?' and she's like 'yeah, why not?' lol lush...so here we go, at NOON. We bought some OJ and broke open a nice, new Bacardi O(range) and pounded it down.

Dinner came around 5:30 so we decided to take a small half-hour break, and head back since we had a bottle of absolut to finish. Always remember to eat, so you do not get sick! I finally left her place about 11, and my other friends called asking me to lol you guessed come over and drink.

So it's midnight, and I'm trying to taper off this amazing buzz with beer, which by now I couldn't even TASTE lol so...we all head out to a party, and I run into this kid. I mean, he's hot but really annoying, so in my drunken state I start cursing him out. Then we wound up at my friends naked and well lol you can guess...but she liked him too, so we used him back and forth LOL I wish I could make these things up.

Lesson: if you drink for 12 hours straight, you can hook-up with a hottie, but only AFTER classes get out and if you share the wealth. I hope you laughed! ~N