what's that song where a boy brings a girl home to the dad and the dad is like that's ur half sister?

Question

but ur mom doesn't know.
but the boy goes out with the girl anyway and the mom finds out and she's like, ur dad isn't really ur dad but he doesn't know

so she isn't really ur half sister

everybody wins

Answer 1

Same lyrics, was also done by Peter Tosh "Shame & Scandal". early ska years of the Wailers (included Peter Tosh, Bob Marley, and Bunny Wailer). circa 1963 - 1966

Answer 2

This the one by Shawn Elliot? Think Lance Percival also recorded it

In Trinidad there was a family
With much confusion as you will see
It was a mama and a papa, and a boy who was grown
Who wanted to marry and have a wife of his own

He found a young girl, that suited him nice
And went to his papa to ask his advice
His papa said son, I have to say no
This girl is your sister but your mama don't know

Woe, is me, shame and scandal in the family
Woe, is me, shame and scandal in the family

A week went by and the summer came 'round
And soon the best cook in the island he found
He went to his papa to name the date
But papa shook his head and to him he said
You can't marry this girl, I have to say no
This girl is your sister but your mama don't know

Woe, is me, shame and scandal in the family
Woe, is me, shame and scandal in the family

He went to his mama and covered his head
And told his mama what his papa had said
His mama she laughed, she said go, man, go
Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know

Woe, is me, shame and scandal in the family
Woe, is me, shame and scandal in the family