Alright, I wanna hear some good ones!?

Question

Oops, I wasn't finished with that question! What I want to hear are some funny or embarrassing stories from you guys. I'm bored and I need a good chuckle!

Answer 1

Alright I can't think of any funny ones for me off the top of my head but my little sister she is the pure definition of a blonde sorry no offense to anyone. Anyway one day we went to the store and she asked me how many miles I had left and I looked at her confused and I said what do you mean. she was wondering how many miles I had left before my car ran out. She thought your odometer was to tell you how many miles your car had left and once it reached 0 again your car was done. She is 15 and it happened recently when she asked. So we always tell her we can't go no where because we have 2 miles left on our car.

Answer 2

It was the week before my wedding. I was helping my fiance with some wedding stuff. I had some candles that I dropped off at her house. She wasn't there, but her sister was. Making small talk, she became very flirty. She outright asked me if I found her attractive. I had to say, "Yes". I felt a little uncomfortable. She then asked me if I was interested in a little "fling" before the wedding. She even said that nobody would have to know. I turned red and didn't know what to say. She started up the stairs. When she got to the top she looked at me and grinned and then threw her panties down. I turned around and headed out that front door as fast as I could. When I was halfway to my car my father-in-law to be called my name. I turned around and there was the whole family on the side of the house clapping. It was a test. My fiance said,
"I love you!, Thank You"
Man am I glad my condoms were all the way in my car!

Answer 3

Last semester, I was in this huge bio class. During the lecture, I asked the prof a question and she told me she'd come back to it later in the lecture. Unfortunately, I hadn't gotten much sleep the night before, and I dozed off. When the prof answered my question, I was asleep. I woke up when I heard half of the class laughing at me! I was so embarrassed!

Answer 4

Hello. I got one for you: One time I saw a pretty little girl standing in line at a store, and I said to her "Hi honey... what's your name"? The sweetie said something but I couldn't make it out and didn't want to ask her to tell me again. So I pretended to have heard her and said "Oh that's a pretty name"... and about that time her mom turned around and informed me that she said her name was "Dirty Sally"!

Here's another! A gal came into the small store I was working in, and she told us she wanted bananas because she read in a magazine that they'd make her pretty. I started to think internally that she'd need a lot of bananas. She looked right at me and said "I know what you're thinking... don't you say that"! How's that?

Answer 5

I read a story today on yahoo news in the most popular area about a 20 year old Wisconsin male charged with having sex with a dead deer. Earlier in his career he tried it with a dead horse. How embarassing is that? He gives love a bad name.

Answer 6

Well, when I was 3, my twin sister got 1 present more for Christmas. I was mad so I hid in a box for a week. When my mom was sleep, I would get snacks, juices and clean my face. One day, I got out but my mom was awake on the phone and she dropped the phone, grabbed me and kissed me for ages. I regret it now and I love my mom SO much.

Answer 7

There was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
. She set out one day
. In a relative way
And returned on the previous night

-- by Anonymous

Answer 8

I once was told a story by my brother that was kind of funny in a ruthless way. His buddy was walking to school wtih him and it was bitter cold and he had his hands in his pockets.
Well, his buddy hit a patch of ice and fell flat on his face, and it happened so fast he couldn't pull his hands out of his pockets and smacked his nose on the ground.

Answer 9

ok i'm not a boy or a duy i'm a girl but i got one for you

ok I was baking some cookies the other day and my little girl
came in there and poored them in her pants and took off running up the road to her grandmothers. my girl is only 4

Answer 10

Once I was with a girl who was having trouble lighting a cigarette so I asked if she needed a hand.....as it turns out she was missing half an arm. I felt really bad and embarrassed but it really wasn't intentional.