2007-03-24 16:31:34 · 17 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Those are magic toe rings. If you ingest them with 3 tablespoons of wombat slobber and an eel's eye, you will grow rutabaga from your navel. This may not sound that great at first, but hey there's no e coli in your navel. Not since it was irradiated by bombarding it with photons anyway. Lucky boy, install a juicer in your eye socket and you've got a nifty startup business.
2007-03-25 13:56:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
She was going to send you his pink feather boa and his satin nightie, but she had already promised those to David Hasslehoff, so the toe rings were the best she could do.
2007-03-25 12:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
She’s implying that you can finally propose to her! And you don’t even have to buy her a wedding ring, just use those toe rings!!
2007-03-25 01:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be worse - Pam Anderson sent me some of Kid Rock's Q-Tips.
2007-03-26 00:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With or without toes? I hear she is a man eater.
2007-03-25 09:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is completely over him and thought you would like them since she no longer needs them ;o) Enjoy!
2007-03-24 23:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because she wants you "toe ring" her up. Get it? To ring her up? Har har har har --- thud.
2007-03-26 07:15:54 · answer #7 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you should just be happy it wasn't his toes.
2007-03-24 23:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she's asking for your foot in marriage!
2007-03-24 23:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by a_r_cool123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know. Sell them on ebay.
2007-03-24 23:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋