does anyone know of a rhyme or poem about buying a doughnut with a knickle with a hole in it?

Answer 1

The Donut Song

Well, I walked around the corner
And I walked around the block
And I walked right into a bakery shop
And I picked up a donut
And I wiped off the grease
And I handed the lady a five-cent piece.

Well, she looked at the nickel and she looked at me
And she said "Hey mister, can't you plainly see?
There's a hole in the nickel,
there's a hole right through!"
I said, "There's a hole in the donut too."
"Thanks for the donut. Goodbye!"

Answer 2

Well, I trucked around the corner,
And I trucked around the block,
And I trucked right into a donut shop.
Well, I picked up a donut
And licked off the grease
And handed the lady a five-cent piece.
Well, she looked at the nickle
And she looked at me.
And she said this nickle is no good to me.
There's a whole in the middle,
I can see you right through.
Says I there's a hole in the donut too.
Tanks for the donut, so long.

Answer 3

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