In re: to spending the night in a haunted house....you and your friends have run out of gas. The nearest.....?

Question

refuge is a house KNOWN to be haunted. Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that include these phrases?
1. Yepee doodle.
2. OMG.....that blood is still wet!!
3. Let's not. Let's not...what's the word? Let's not PANIC!
4. Aw geez what a bunch this is: An idiot, a scaredy cat, a sex fiend and a deranged dry cleaner.
5. Please tell me you're not gonna have a seance.
6. Easy there,Columbo.

Answer 1

"Easy there Columbo" i said as the car stopped dead. The last words we heard from the song on the radio was, "Let's not, let's not...what's the word? Let's not panic!"
We're in the middle of nowhere, well apart from Yepee Doodle house which is supposed to be haunted but i doubt it.
Aw geez what a bunch this is:An idiot, a scaredy cat, a sex fiend and a deranged dry cleaner! Otherwise known as: Drake, Bob, Frank and Jim.
We have these little outings every other weekend, geez it saves from the all night parties where the ouija board comes out and we have Bob's usual cry of "Please tell me you're not going to have a seance?"
OMG.....that blood is still wet!
Sorry i cut my finger earlier and must have got some on the keyboard, hang on while i clean it. I'll be back soon.

Answer 2

Yes, but I am under a lotta stress from ALL THESE DEMANDS!! for cryin out loud...just gimme a day or two.