Tell a funny story that happened during Lent or Easter?

Answer 1

During Easter one year we had an Easter Egg Hunt at my house, and eggs were hidden in the front yard. A year or two later, I was in the garden and discovered this nasty Easter Egg with melted chocolate and mold all over it!

Answer 2

Well, I have two for you.

When my nephew was two a couple Easters ago, we discovered he was absolutely horrified by artificial Easter grass. He screamed and shook like only a little kid can. He's over it now but we just couldn't figure out what was so scary about that stuff.

The other story. The Easter bunny used to hide Easter baskets everywhere in our house for us to find. Well, one year, EB put one inside the top of a lamp shade. My dad didn't know about it and turned the lamp on. We got back from church and the basket was a mess... everything melted, like an Easter grass and chocolate salad with jelly beans.

Answer 3

My Grandpa the scientist and optics expert used to hide the Easter eggs when we were kids. He would match the color of the egg (plastic or real) to whatever he was hidingit is. Like a green egg would go in the ferns, the purple egg would be under the violets, ect.
One year we could NOT find that last yellow egg. Then we discovered he had glued it to the lemon tree and looked like all the other lemons on there.
I still cannot see a lemon tree without thinking of him and laughing!

Answer 4

Well it was easter so my parents brought a rabbit to clebrate!! after my brother started petting it he got all puffy and red and then my uncle, a doctor, sat there wondering what was wrong with him and then my mom took him to the hosptal. me, my dad, my older brother and the rabbit then the rabbit started hopping around and then he hopped on my brothers back and he started freaking out!! im not sure if that really was funny but i sure thought it was! until the rabbit came after me and now i have a phobia of rabbits. i need to tell better stories.=(

Answer 5

I don't have funny stories about easter. I have funny stories about Ostara, but not Easter.

Answer 6

I awakened making waiting for college and that i regarded for breakfast. I took out leftover hen. once I observed the range clock I observed it became in ordinary terms 5 AM as i will have taken 3 greater hours of sleep. So I stayed up and ate greater of the hen, and this vast bowl of cereal (I usually do no longer consume multiple breakfast and wait till lunch) the bus got here and as i became driving it my abdomen began to gurgle. i attempted to overlook approximately, yet people next to me ought to take heed to it. I went to type and the gurgling stopped. some sessions later all of it started returned. This time it got here with a recent. It became 6th era. I asked her thrice to bypass to the bathing room. She advised me if I asked returned i'd bypass to the place of work. I felt heat leak out my rear end, accompanied by utilising gas. I ran to the door, yet i became too late. Diarrhea rushed out my azz, to approximately 8 gallons. It became like a tsunami protecting anybody's property. Chunks of nutrition floated in it. i began out to then VOMIT! anybody screamed and leap on the tables to stay away from it. reminiscence burned into my innovations.