It's bad enought that I'm stuck here again on a saturday night with you people but then she has to go and give me a whole list of chores to do before she gets back. Bummer!
How do you get out of them?
2007-03-24 15:03:51 · 13 answers · asked by Joe B 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Well for one you can use cooking oil to polish the furniture with or wash a load of cloths and use way to much detergent causing a lot of foam to spill out.I bet she wouldn't ask for any help after that.
2007-03-24 15:17:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, all I can say is that you live there too and what is wrong with you having to help...........
Men sometimes think that keeping house is a woman's job but it should be equal responsibilities. If you were living alone, would you not have to clean up after yourself???
I taught my son to do all housekeeping chores before he was on his own and when he finally had his own place, he was very happy that I had taught him to do them.
Get up off your duff and get them done, the you can enjoy the rest of your night and you will have some personal pride in the fact that you accomplished them...........
2007-03-24 22:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by Linda L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Joe, havent seen you for a while....she certainly has been keeping you busy with the chores.....lol I reckon you should just leave her and be done with it. You have so much bitteness towards her that you are doing yourself a real disservice by staying and playing the role of husband. You are obviously not happy, so in answer to your question...the best way to get out of the chores is to leave her.
2007-03-24 22:10:28 · answer #3 · answered by rightio 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did she go and why didn't you go with her?? As for the chores...why don't you think you should have to pitch in and share the work? Marriage is a 50/50 contract. She does half and you do half. That's how to be happy. Maybe skip the chores and bake her some cookies! Hahaha.
2007-03-24 22:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by Wiser1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grow up! Maybe if you took some initiative and did something on your own, your woman wouldn't have to give you a long list. She's probably fed up with giving you chores to do, but you're probably one of those lazy *** men who doesn't help out. Get off your *** and help. Quit complaining.
2007-03-24 22:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by Smita 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eat bad meat, get food poisoning, and she might not be as angry that you didn't do them all. Now, I'm not saying she won't be upset, but at least you'll have a decent excuse. I know that's the only way my husband can get out of his chores, he pretty much has to be on his death bed. ha ha ha, or he just doesn't do them and lets me do them the next day, but I think my idea is much more creative!
2007-03-24 22:15:11 · answer #6 · answered by 1978girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, it doesn't suck. It's part of taking responsibility, and helping out with the housework. I don't feel that my wife should do all the housework. I live in the house as well, and I have the responsibility of helping with housework.
And if your that lazy that you want to try to get out of them, you obviously have little or no respect for your wife Joe.
2007-03-24 22:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by Bryan M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends. What kinds of things are on the list? Where did she go? What has she done for the house before she left?
2007-03-24 22:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hire a babysitter and pay her over time.
Ladies night out for the misses I see, again.
Well since your stuck with us, gives us some real questions, all this man suffering is making me sick.
2007-03-25 01:48:42 · answer #9 · answered by none 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...she's very unluckyto be with you. you should help her. you could at least do some of them. and its bad enough ur stuck here with us?!? we're too good for you! i agree with the person below me. you are a lazy bum. i feel really, really bad for her. Bryan M, you're awesome.
2007-03-24 22:08:24 · answer #10 · answered by rt1290 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋