I need really good comebacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

A kid in one of my classes and I diss eachother for fun!!!!! I need some good ones!!!!!! Any topic!!!! Make them really insulting!!!!

He says stuff like, "go sell yourself on the Mcdonalds dollar menue!"

Answer 1

Tell him his mother is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Tell him he is so ulgy his face gives you gas.

Tell him he is so ulgy that is parents once lost him on purpose.

Tell him he is so ulgy that when he goes to the petting zoo the monkeys pet him.

Tell him he is so poor he fights the roaches for crumbs.

Answer 2

Here's an example: I was talking to this kid in my class who likes Micheal Jackson. I like Shakira. As you can see, we don't get along. He said that Shakira sang like a man. I told him that that wasn't true, and the Micheal Jackson LOOKS like a girl AND sings like a girl! He stopped bugging me after that! Also, if you embarress yourself, just say "I meant to do that" or if you walk into something (like a door) say "I totally knew that the door was there! I told it to move but it didn't listen."

Answer 3

I need an insult to make a comeback.

Answer 4

Ask him how tall he is and when he tells you say "I didn't know they stacked crap that high". Tell him he's so special they let him drive the short bus to school everyday.

Answer 5

respond to that with you would like it if I was only a dollar so you could afford a piece

Answer 6

•close up, you'll by no skill be the guy your mom is •your genealogy would desire to be a cactus, for the reason which you're all pricks •you purely annoy me once you're respiration •What's that for the period of your chin? No no, the 0.33 chin •You're so gruesome you scared the crap out of the rest room •Your ego is so great you will desire to step into your shirts •You didn't fall from the stupid tree, to procure drugs from dumbass woodland

Answer 7

Will yo mama ones work????
Yo mama is so big, on her driver's license it says continued on back side!!

Answer 8

i have a feeling that you're too young for any of my comebacks

Answer 9

Say: 'You know, i know why you are acting like this to me for, because i declined your offer to go to sleep with me'. I don't know.. Try it.. Of just.. Don't.. LOL.

Answer 10

Him: Your a p*ssy
You: You are what you eat



but your a girl so i wouldnt use that one