Life itself: I enjoy reading all these questions and the answers are often amusing themselves, seeing the different opinions of every individual and try to think - wonder what makes this person think in such a manner? - ' Life itself ' my dear is a never ending source of amusement don't take it too serious and enjoy all the little things: Wonder of babies, love of youth, faith of the old & sick, careing hand of someone like yourself reaching out to help others, This world is what we make of it make your life/world something worth shareing with everyone! Have a very special day & Life.
2007-03-24 11:59:19
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answer #1
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answered by S.O.S. 5
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My husband and I were watching a movie about a man who had overcome hardships and excelled in his chosen field. In the movie, they were honoring him at a large gathering and as he walked on stage music began to play in the background. I had been really involved in the movie, but had difficulty with this and asked my husband..."Why are they playing the Bear Went Over the Mountain?" Needless to say he looked very puzzled then amused as he laughted then slo-w-l-y responded "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow".
2007-03-24 11:57:11
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answered by Hamlet 1
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I don't know if this will work for you, my humour is a little schoolboy-ish.
Are you familiar with the French "Tarte aux pommes"? Whenever we go to France, I buy one, and say to my son "I do like getting my hands on a nice French tart". It cracks him up, to the extent he has ended up on the floor of the supermarket.
We then both have to pretend to my wife that there is nothing silly about the word "Fench tart" either.
2007-03-24 11:57:08
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answered by Anonymous
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My friend's dog is a girl dog, a blonde mix between a cocker spaniel and a lab. She's the CUTEST thing ever. But the coolest part is that her name is Surprise! Haha. So like when you call her, you're calling "Surprise! Surprise!"
I really hope you feel better if you didn't think that was funny. It's just cute. =]
2007-03-24 11:56:20
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answered by Natalie R 1
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we went to a Lutheran church ,visiting,something my brother was doing with them. and it was very ritualistic, and it was a church built in the early seventeen hundreds,very beautiful. and i was expecting something great and the preacher came out on a pulpit that he walked up to that stuck out over the congregation and he started singing the sermon out of key, so badly i started laughing and i was 15 and then my brother laughed and my dad hit me Hard in my ribs and then my mother Laughed a little and smiled.and we all laughed.except my father who was red faced with anger at us.boys. and the Church was SO quiet and i look back and that was so funny, i felt like a dumb hillbilly .
that still makes me smile, I hope you smiled at this story,
2007-03-24 12:01:40
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answered by Anonymous
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A humorous one and I supply you a celebrity. Here is a humorous(!!) ghosts chat. Two ghosts met and each chat approximately how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2d ghost : I died of bloodless. 1st ghost : How does it believe whilst you are death in bloodless? 2d ghost : Actually, I used to be unintentionally locked within the fridge. Initially, I used to be shivering, then my complete frame began to freeze, later I felt the complete international used to be darkish and I died suffocating. 1st ghost : Wow what a terrible technique to die.... 2d ghost : How approximately you? How u die? 1st ghost : I died from center assault. 2d ghost : I see, why did u have a center assault? 1st ghost : Actually, I learned that my spouse is having an affair with one other guy. One day, whilst I got here again from paintings, noticed a couple of guy footwear external my residence. Then, I learned that the fellow used to be in my residence with my spouse. When I rushed into the bed room, my spouse used to be by myself. I have got to uncover wherein that bastard is hiding. So I searched the bathroom, I ran downstairs, appeared within the storeroom, however the bastard used to be no longer there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the cloth cabinet, however I observed not anything. Because of all that strolling,I obtained a center assault and died. 2d ghost : Why you under no circumstances appear for the bastard within the refrigerator? The bastard used to be hiding there. We each perhaps alive now!!
2016-09-05 14:42:20
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answered by ? 4
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When I was a kid Mama was in the living room talking to an insurance salesman. Well, guess who came into their presence in her birthday suit and plopped her fanny on a toy bucket to poop? Or the time we had company and our cat had to use her box. She had an explosive and gassy movement. If any one ever wanted the floor to open and swallow them....
2007-03-24 14:06:21
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answered by cswint2000 5
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Listen to Sleep by Riley Armstrong. That will make you laugh for a while.
2007-03-24 11:54:57
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answered by Josh D 6
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Funny things. being tickled. Old people in a bathtub farting. My kids playin peekaboo with me. Americas funniest home videos...
2007-03-24 11:56:07
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answered by baldy 4
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Thinking of a lot of the good times I had with family & friends ,who are no longer in our world. thinking what fun we had. It brings both tears of joy& laughter.
2007-03-24 12:06:53
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answered by Tired Old Man 7
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