Me and this kid in my class "dis" eachother for fun, and I need some really good comebacks!!!!!!!! Thx!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-24 11:45:13 · 16 answers · asked by fluffysheep12345 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Any topic!!!!!!!
2007-03-24 11:48:52 · update #1
Nice outfit. How many meals did it set you back?
2007-03-24 11:47:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly,
da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ***!
Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head
cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well get dressed up
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
Why do you waste your time saying that stuff to me? Try someone else
Those things are ridiculous, but whatever
Here we go again, Tell me when your done
2007-03-24 18:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Your teeth or so yellow, when you smile cars slow down.
Your house is so small, you have to go outside to change your mind.
You're so poor, I put out a lit cigarette in your house and you said "Who turned off the heater!"
2007-03-24 18:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by Cardinals = Greatness 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) no wonder u were shopping 4 mirrors this weekend , all the 1s at ur house are broken
2) your head is so big, but what's the point if theres no brain in it?
Try some "yo momma" jokes
2007-03-24 18:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by jazzy_m999 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He says: You're a jerk
You say: I'm sorry, I left my comeback in your mom.
2007-03-24 18:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by doristhecannibal 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anchorman and Family Guy have a lot of good ones.
2007-03-24 18:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by BobRoberts01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab ur little red hat and ur lantern and get back on
someones front lawn, ya leprechaun.
2007-03-24 18:49:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
allright go to that kid with a serious face
look him/her straight in the eye and say
"did you know if your hand is bigger than your face you will have cancer?" and then when he/she checks to see hit him/her on the hand
works everytime
teachers fall for it
2007-03-24 18:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can see your lips moving but all I can hear is blah blah blah
2007-03-24 18:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My comeback is always.....And your point is?
2007-03-24 18:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by Check this out! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋