Bush says God talks to him, what did the Lord tell him today?

Question

Personally I think it's echo's from previous meetings that he's had years before that is resonating inside the deep caverns of his empty skull.

Answer 1

he said: "your fly is open"

Answer 2

AFTER KATRINA, BILL MAHER HAD SOME IDEAS ABOUT WHAT GOD IS TELLING BUSH.

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20050909.html

Now, I kid, but seriously, Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. There's no more money to spend. You used up all of that. You can't start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.

Yeah, listen to your mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit card's maxed out, and no one is speaking to you: mission accomplished! Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service. And the oil company. And the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or spaceman?!

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying that there's so many other things that you, as president, could involve yourself in...Please don't. I know, I know, there's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela, and eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote. But, sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man.

Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans...Maybe you're just not lucky!

I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So, yes, God does speak to you, and what he's saying is, "Take a hint."

Answer 3

I hope that he told him to end this war, admit that he has made a lot of devastating mistakes and to start telling the truth and acting with a conscience from now on. Those are the words that I wish he could hear and act upon.

Answer 4

god is saying bush go home from iraq and take ur place on the end of a rope thats all my playground and not yours

Answer 5

I shudder to even consider some of the possibilities. Feeling curious today, George? Why don't you see what that red button does...

Answer 6

Pastor Ted,, his spiritual leader was busted for buying meths and having a 3 year affair with a male prostitute,,, I don't think his voice was exactly what George wanted to hear,, but I'm sure there were lots of Oh my God,, and Good God,, and Oh Lord I'm coming.....

Answer 7

Maybe the CIA put a loud speaker in his bedroom ceiling so that they could invade Iraq and maybe Iran.

Based upon the actions Bush has taken, I don't believe he is communicating with God.

Answer 8

Busche is a Liar . HE HAS nO gOD.. the only thing Resonating, echoing in his Peabrain is that of his teachings as a MEMBER of The SKULL and BONES SOCIETY...The Teachings of LUCIFER !! http://www.freedomdomain.com/secretsocieties/skull01.html ...

Answer 9

He said Shut Up ya Big Dummy!

Answer 10

That he and satan are good friends and Bush shouldn't worry about going to hell

Answer 11

As a liberal, you don't have any idea what it's like to have morals. I find it amazing that a tolerant lib has a problem with the president praying, maybe you should try it sometime, it might help you to get rid of some of your hate