What was the funniest thing that your toddler has said to you or someone else??
2007-03-24 09:05:24 · 12 answers · asked by Me 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
The other day my husband asked my daughter to do something and she looked him dead in the face and said "Yes, sir!" while at the same time putting her hand to her forehead and giving him a little salute. We died laughing, we are not a military family and have no idea where she got the idea. So funny!
2007-03-24 09:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by disneychick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last summer I was gearing up for a trip to the Bahamas, my daughter 6 at the time asked me if the Bahamas was near Chinese. I told her no, and then corrected by saying that it is not called Chinese, it is called China, but they speak Chinese. With a serious face, she then responded that she NEVER wanted to go to China. I asked her why, and she said because it sounds too much like vagina.
I had all I could do to not laugh!
2007-03-24 16:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by rabika97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My God daughter said OUT LOUD while we were in a grocery store, "Aunt K, look at that brown baby!" And pointed to little black girl. I almost died. Thankfully, the mother of "the brown baby" just laughed. She has never heard the "N" word but thank God she didn't bust out with that.
2007-03-24 18:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by katymlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was scrubbing my kitchen floor when I found some sitcky pink stuff. I said to my 4 year old, "If this is gum, your Daddy will have a cow!" She replied with, "Why? Does cows eat gum off of da fwoor?"
2007-03-24 17:27:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is kind of gross but my mom always used to tease my neice about all she got for dinner was a turd sandwich. then my neice and brother went into a reataurant and my neice ordered a turd sandwich. even though she cant speak very clearly they understood her and the guy said 'i dont think we have that here".
2007-03-24 16:19:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear. my neice . . . yes . . . she takes after my brother very very much. so he, his wife and his daughter allie ends up going to mcdonalds to go eat lunch. instead of ordering for allie, he asks her what she would like to have. so, looking at the menu for a few seconds while being held in daddy's arms, she smiles, looks at the lady at the cash register and says: "i want a damn hamburger". yeah. thanks to my brother.
2007-03-24 16:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by Shakti Svātantrya Isa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my son asked me y we have to use soap and y we can't use water so i explained all about germs to him. the next day him and his lil brother come in from outside and go to wash their hands and i hear him shouting at his lil brother "NO abel" "no"... "no able u need to use SOAP" ..."ABEL USE SOAP"..... "U NEED to use it cuz it kills all the gremans"...all i could think of was natzi germany and how we could have taken them all down with a simple bar of dile
2007-03-24 17:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by adriannemae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My nephew thinks my husband is my father. He'll say, "Are you and your daddy coming to visit me?" I think it's hillarious (my husband does not, seeing as we are both the same age) LOL
2007-03-24 16:09:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Lucky♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friends toddler told me i was a *****
2007-03-24 16:28:23 · answer #9 · answered by aussie_female1981 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 3 year old told a black lady that she had chocolate all over her face and she needed to wipe it off... i almost died
2007-03-24 16:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by lizdylan2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋