Hell hath a name. That name is yours. Cheese has more drive, more feelings, and quite frankly, a fresher aroma than you can ever aspire to. You are so nauseatingly dim you probably haven't the least idea why I have been moved to vent my feelings, however, delicately, concerning your snivelling existence. Egoist is not a word I'd use to describe you, for although it poorly describes your self-centred little universe, the word assumes the presence of a cerebral cortex, something you clearly function without. Your disgusting loathsome habits clearly know no bounds. Merely being in the same room as you evokes this terrible desire to sprinkle slug poison all over you, pick you up with a piece of newspaper, and then flush you into the sewer. The protoplasmic prejudices you pass off as thought have, I observed, the uncanny effect of silencing any meaningful conversation. People forget entirely what they were talking about as they vainly, stupidly even, try to make logical sense out of your oxymoronic utterances. The breadth and depth of your belligerent ignorance is awe-inspiring. You have negated six million years of human endeavour in one short lifetime. If you were to remember the first time your mother set eyes upon you and the first words she ever spoke at you, you would find remarkable similarities. The tripe which you seek to pass off as thought is just that: the deceased intestinal lining of large, dumb herbivores. Your faults are so overwhelming I feel, only out of a sense of utter, despair, that I cannot continue writing. May you rot.
2007-03-24 09:04:19 · 16 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I doubt it. I fell asleep reading it.
2007-03-24 09:08:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's the most vitriolic thing i've read in my life! funny, too, but if they are as stupid as you say, you better dumb it down just a tad, doncha think?
still and all, i'm borrowing that and filing it, just in case i ever need something like it ! lol !!!!
i'd pay good money to know to whom that's addressed, but i have 2 guesses and one of 'em ISN'T you dad-in-law. mail me that answer and i'll mail you back the check, if it's not too pricey! lol
2007-03-24 16:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope it is intended for George W. Bush. I especially like "May you rot." Very straight and to the point. I'll co-sign it.
2007-03-24 20:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a beautiful piece of literature. It was very awe inspiring
2007-03-24 16:17:00 · answer #4 · answered by Frank the Frowner : ( 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You won't get arrested but do you think he will be sober enough to even understand it? :) I think his brain might explode trying to decipher it.
GREAT letter, by the way. I may need to do something similar to that sometime....
2007-03-24 16:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think your ex will understand 1/3 of those words ! So I say mail it !
2007-03-24 16:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a work of art. Beautiful, poetic.
Sincerely, turtle girl
2007-03-24 16:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You certainly didn't hold back, did you? It is an opinion-you can't be arrested for your opinions at least in the USA.
2007-03-24 16:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by Country girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but you might get Baker Acted
2007-03-24 16:07:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you did forget the 't' in egotist, but all in all I think it's excellent.
You do still have my mother-in-law's address, right?
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2007-03-24 16:11:21 · answer #10 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋