12 questions for the wise (whoever can answer the most reasonably gets best answer)?

Question

1.How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
2.If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
3.Do penguins have knees?
4.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
5.Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
6.In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
7.Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
8.If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
9.You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
10.If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
11.Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
12.If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Answer 1

1.70
2.yeah
3.nope
4.you tell me
5.they're either unique or to see if anyone would be stupid enough to buy them
6.non-fiction
7.cause two rounds don't make a right
8.nah
9.yeah, it doesn't mention pants
10.no, cause you have other animals at da zoo from another country that keep that country's name
11.not enough flavor was in it
12.da patient cause da doctor's already dead

Answer 2

1.Whenever you are old and there's no reason they can find wrong.
2.no.
3.no
4.the sound is goingff.
5.because on the boardwalk they were sold to rich tourists in the old days, who didn't want to get dirty.
6.non
7.because he was drawn that way
8.duh
9.no. obvious
10.no
11.no coloring that deep in the gum
12.both by different people