Liberals, where do I get my ticket to your fantasy world?

Question

Wow, a world where anything bad can be solved by throwing cash at it. Sign me up. I heard that the criminals in your fantasy world aren't bad people, they just need more tax dollars. I'd love to live in a world where I don't have to think things through. Please save me from Conservatives, the real world is to hard!!

Answer 1

Here's what you have to do if you want to go over to the dark side:

17 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
homosexual is natural.

6. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.

7. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

8. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA
activists do.

9. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.

10. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money
to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.

12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.

15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

16 You have to believe that gay parades displaying drag queens and
transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at
Christmas should be illegal.

17. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing
conspiracy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA ...... oops, ...... can't do that either

Answer 2

Lol! I think there's an IMAX showing of the liberal fantasy world!

Don't forget a liberal world where every single culture lives together in harmony, never offending or causing problems with anothers culture, and everyone is politically correct!! Yea like that's every gonna happen in the real world!

Answer 3

liberals don't understand how they affect peoples view. They are people that have lived shelter, and don't understand how people really live. They live in a fantasy world, where people don't get raped, murdered or robbed. I would like to be part of that fantasy world as well, but bitching about it (liberals) is not going to make a difference. Liberals suck!!!!

Answer 4

Bush just threw millions to Musharraf in Pakistan where the Taliban are regrouping,, and retaking Afghanistan,,, where Osama bin laden is still said to be hiding,, safely,,,remember him,, the mastermind of the 9-11 attacks,,, the reason the US is at war,,, the reason that Bush invaded Iraq,, the same excuse he uses for all his mistakes,,,, then blames Clinton when things go terrible wrong,,, get your head out of cracks,,, Pastor Ted needs his job back,, he can't even afford to buy meth or hire a male prostitute these days,,, his spirit needs you,, pray for the president,, pray for pastor Ted,,, but for Gods sake,, see the facts,, get in touch with the real world,,, the majority no longer has the right wing conservative views of radical Christians.

Answer 5

With all that stated,you extra ideal no longer vote to place Paul in place of work,because's what he advocates.Pull in our troops.Be valuable to all international places and that they in turn would be valuable to you,etc.Obama has the stunning concept in distant places coverage.he's powerful yet no longer a bully in his movements.He eradicated lots of the right terrorists that dealt with america and could no longer decrease back off from any treats from Iran.the middle east is a cauldron of misguided those that's no longer pleased with any answer we are in a position to arise with.That why Obama is pulling troops out.He is familiar with that our supplies there in basic terms exacerbates their issues and convey extra hatred in direction of america. i do no longer element all cons are war mongers,yet i do think of they do no longer think of issues out in the previous the bounce into action.i like Teddy Rosevelts asserting of "communicate softly yet carry a huge stick"and that i think of it is the presidents coverage too.

Answer 6

Dude that's funny. The conservatives are the ones spreading freedom and pretending they can win an unwinnable struggle that has been going on since the 1300's in Iraq.

So take your pic....stay in your fantasy world or come join ours. Personally, ours is a lot more fun!

Answer 7

The republican fantasy world?
Where you throw BOMBS at people and the CRIMMINALS are worshipped and ELECTED into office.
And as a neo-con you are living in a world where you don't have to think things through - as your question so clearly shows.

Answer 8

you mean the fantasy world where you pull funding... to make things better?

the fantasy world where everyone else is ALWAYS wrong, but conservatives are right no matter what and they never do anything wrong?

yet, everyone who disagrees with conservatives are pure evil and must be destroyed because they hate freedom, why else would they disagree... right?

you're right... you do need to be saved from your "real world"... hahahaha

where it solves all problems to just throw everyone in jail... since apparently it's free? and it will magically cure them?

are you sure you live in the "real world"?

what do conservatives think through? it all seems to be emotional outbursts to me?

"HE WRONGED ME, throw him in jail... attack him... cut his funding...." not much thinking at all

and who needs the environment...right?

Answer 9

Actually, I'd like to know where I can get tickets into your fantasy world.

Answer 10

I think either at Mrs. Monica Clinton's house or the estate of Albert Gore, Jr. You know, the one with the big carbon footprint.