Lets say a polka dot kangaroo takes you wallet carrying $900,000,000. You here that those animals are highly poisenous to touch and once they take something they'll battel to the death to keep their prize. Pretty tough huh?
2007-03-24 07:11:03 · 9 answers · asked by sunshinefurever 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Which reminds me of a joke! A polka-dotted kangaroo walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer." The bartender asks, "How ya going to pay for it?" So the kangaroo wips out this wallet...
2007-03-24 07:19:32 · answer #1 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd question what I was doing walking around with $900 million in cash in my wallet in a bad neighborhood frequented by poisonous kangaroos.
2007-03-24 14:24:40 · answer #2 · answered by robot_hooker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd get a gun and shoot the crap out of that kangaroo. I love animals but there is no way i would let him have my money. ha
2007-03-24 14:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Kathyy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would put a couple bullets in its head, take a pair of tongs and go over to it and get my wallet back, and say, "gooday"
2007-03-24 14:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by doc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot him if they will battel to the death go ahead and make him dead.
2007-03-24 14:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by Mac H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd kiss my 900 mil goodbye.
2007-03-25 06:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll kill the kangaroo damn it. My money girl, that's a lot.
2007-03-24 14:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I put on a rubber, and give it a good *******.
2007-03-24 14:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by Y H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear why bother
2007-03-28 13:30:20 · answer #9 · answered by Norweiginwood420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋