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woke up, tripped out of bed, fell on my face. Went to make coffee...no coffee! Went to watch tv...no satellite signal. Went to the bathroom, no toilet paper. Took a shower, no clean towels, ran to my bedroom dripping wet, naked only to see my neighbor outside my livingroom window. Good day for him....I shouldn't have gotten out of bed

2007-03-24 07:05:10 · answer #1 · answered by Linnygirl 5 · 1 0

OH, I am supposed to feel sympathy for you now just because you wouldn't eat my cherry pie!

2007-03-24 13:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Only have 3 days to live

2007-03-24 13:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by LesHug 4 · 0 0

Are spending your Saturday afternoon reading Yahoo Questions and Answers....

2007-03-24 13:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by C H 1 · 1 0

had a new grandson 2 days ago and haven't gotten to see him yet. Bummer!

2007-03-24 14:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0 0

i tripped and fell down the stairs..and im in a neck brace

2007-03-24 13:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by vtownlauren 2 · 0 0

had a one night stand and contracted an STD and on top of that you are pregnant.

2007-03-24 14:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Fell in a pile of pig crap?!

2007-03-24 13:57:33 · answer #8 · answered by chris j 7 · 2 0

spent your allowance at the adult store and now you can't afford beer?

2007-03-24 13:57:44 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

*** feel all snuffly today. I think I'm catchin a cold. :o(

2007-03-24 13:57:02 · answer #10 · answered by meme 5 · 0 0

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