There's a guy and a girl and they want to have sex. So, they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl stops and says, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing. So when I say, 'Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I say, 'Pastrami,' it means push softer."
With this, the two get onto the top bunk and start having sex. First, the girl moans, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!" Then, she shouts, "Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!" Then, she changes back to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"
Finally, the girl's sister yells, "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"
2007-03-24 06:51:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol
2007-03-24 09:21:40 · answer #1 · answered by Lexy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer mustard with my Baloney
2007-03-24 07:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by Doc Hollywood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Girls at the same time?
Good Idea.
One for cleaning
One for cooking
2007-03-24 07:00:16 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMGLMBOBBQ. That was funny stuff. Wrong Topic to post in, but funny none the less.
2007-03-24 06:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My first official gross out chuckle for the day!
2007-03-24 06:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by kmv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny (heard it before though)
btw, there IS a jokes and riddles section.
2007-03-24 06:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Laughing my @ss off...hilarious!!!
2007-03-24 06:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by Linnygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's gross
2007-03-24 06:55:44 · answer #8 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-24 06:54:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
2007-03-24 06:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by GleN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋